- You find Slip Ons quite attractive.
- And Hush Puppies
- You like a nice Toasted Tea-cake
- You eat Biscuits instead of breakfasts
- You wear a Beige Anorak
- To go out to the shop for a tin of sardines for your tea
- Which you eat on a Bap
- You wear Pop-socks cus you can't manage stockings
- You're still wearing yoor Thermals in June
- You're looking out at the sea sat from the safety of your car
- You have a tendency to never go out without a Hat
- Or an Umbrella
- You consider Brooches and Scarfs necessary fashion accessories
- You no longer bother to tweeze out accumulated Nasal Hair
- You are constantly Rummaging in bags and drawers
- You tuck shirts into belted trousers
- And any kind of music sounds Very Loud
- You need to rest your foot up on a pouffe
- You've got a liking for Boiled Sweets
- Or sucking Mints
- You suffer from Selective Deafness
- You wear a String Vest all year
- You're off to the hairdresser for a Purple Perm
- You're into Doiles and Net Curtains
- So you can do a lot of Nosey Parkering
- You're fixated on Cardigans
- Your Reading Glasses are hung around your neck
- When you're wearing your Pyjamas well before bedtime
- When you've got more than 3 Cats
- Your favourite TV programme is The Antiques Roadshow
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