- I have red hair
- My pants are tighter than bark on a tree
- I change the names of things slightly to confuse people (myspace ---> myplace)
- I say embarrassingly bad puns
- If you take me anywhere in public I'll ask for an "HBD" (Hot Boy Discount)
- I'll make up elaborate nonsensical stories for my own amusement
- My cell phone is prepaid
- I get paid at Stop & Plop to sit in a booth and do nothing
- I pick my scabs off and whoever gets grossed out the most, that's who I put it on
- I blast the breakdown at the end of "Crank Dat Calvary Boy" with all the windows down to scare children
- I'm a nice guy. And I finish last
- I don't know how this site works at all
- I watch Spongebob daily (it's way funnier than any MTV reality show will ever be)
aug 7 2008 ∞
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