This is a list of stuff that I would love to have but am extremely unlikely to purchase for myself; now that I've made the list, it will be updated whenever I have new ideas.

If you're my mom, this is my order of preference:

  • Good microphone (~$160 total)
  • Books (~$60 total)
  • Expensive stuff ($50-$3000)
  • Appearance (~$400 total)
  • Mundane items (~$55 total)
  • Clothes

If you're a friend who has decided to get me a present, this is my order of preference:

  • Mundane items ($10-$15)
  • Appearance ($0)
  • Books ($13-$25)
  • Clothes ($7-$50)
nov 15 2018 ∞
nov 16 2018 +

I don't think I can overstate how little I know about clothes. Sorry in advance.

  • ~5' x 12-24" patterned, opaque light scarves, made of a material that will grip to my forehead reasonably well ($15-$50 each probably?)
  • maybe like a nice bra idk??? ($30-$55 each)
  • the sort of underwear a mom would wear but like a cute lesbian mom who also has depression?? ($7-$20)
  • commission my tailor friend Ani to make a support garment to keep clinging skirts from clinging in the crotch region. This probably has a name like "petticoats" or something but I know almost nothing about clothing and I'm not about to ruin that pristine wilderness by googling (ask for contact info)
  • something cute from sockdreams.com holy crap look at these bunny tights https://www.sockdreams.com/bunny-tights.... right anyway, things on my legs must be ...
nov 16 2018 ∞
nov 16 2018 +
  • Blue Yeti USB microphone, slate color preferred but unnecessary (~$125)
  • On Stage Stands MS7701B Tripod Boom Microphone Stand (~$25)
  • pop filter, any brand ($5-$15)

My desktop computer doesn't have an audio input currently, and these three products would give me podcast-quality audio on top of having literally any way to talk to people through the computer I use 95% of the time

nov 16 2018 ∞
nov 16 2018 +
  • opaque single-texture shower liner ($5-$25)
  • 2 pitchers with sanitary lid that has a no-obstruction pouring option, no taller than 14" ($10-$25 each)
  • USB-to-micro-USB cable longer than 4' (~$8) - the kind that charges a Galaxy S7
nov 16 2018 ∞
nov 16 2018 +
  • A nice lady's haircut at a transfeminine-friendly establishment (~$75), or a recommendation of where in Minneapolis to get one
  • A new pair of lightweight metal glasses in a feminine style and sized appropriately for my head ($75-$350), or tips & handholding through the process of ordering them online through a low-cost vendor
nov 16 2018 ∞
nov 16 2018 +

For any comic books or game manuals, I would prefer that you order them through my local game store: Mead Hall Games & Comics, ph. (612) 315-3945

  • The Wicked + The Divine, volumes 4 and above ($13-$18 each)
nov 16 2018 ∞
nov 16 2018 +
  • Plus account on roll20.net ($50/yr) - ask for details
  • Patron of Friends at the Table at The Bard level ($25/mo) - http://friendsatthetable.cash
  • The difference on a 2008 Toyota Avalon XLS (~$3000)
nov 15 2018 ∞
nov 16 2018 +
  • Wireless computer monitor 3-7 lbs, + 20" stand for overhead viewing when supine
nov 15 2018 ∞
nov 16 2018 +