• gluttony - I'm a fat bastard
  • sloth - See above
  • wrath - mainly inward (the Howard Moon Chinese burn)
  • lust - *does a sexy wolf whistle* *winks* *takes off brazier*
  • pride - none
  • envy - constant
  • greed - don't have a joke answer for this one, I suppose I crave gratification in the form of the laughter of others and that, in itself, is a form of greed
jan 23 2019 ∞
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  • make the most of my time with friends
  • see bjork and anohni live
  • improve my drawing skills
  • get married
  • start a proper podcast series
jan 23 2019 ∞
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  • Are you on the bridge?
  • Don't compliment a meal until the last bite in case there's dish soap on it
  • When you flush the toilet there is a miasma of water and bacteria, if you don't close the lid it will go on my toothbrush
  • The golden rule: do as you're told, when you're told
  • Scarlett Johansson has a footballer's legs
  • What is it Grandpa Simpson says? Little from column A, little from column B
  • Have you ever read Ozymandias?
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  • The Brave Little Toaster
  • The Black Cauldron
  • Harry Potter
  • Twilight (when I was like 13 lmao)
  • Mascots
  • The Breathing Room at the Modern Art Gallery
  • That episode of the Simpsons where they do Stand By Me
  • Furbies
  • A book I had about the chicken pox
  • Animatronic toys
  • The monster that Grover thought was at the end of 'The Monster at the End of This Book'
  • Masks
  • Rap Scallion from Parappa the Rapper
  • Abe's Oddesey
  • That one bit in Monkey Island where LeChuck takes off his disguise and there's like 3 pixels of blood
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jan 24 2019 ∞
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  • bad sleep
  • anxiety
  • landlord mistake
  • panic attack about landlord
  • late bus
  • self care day with
  • proof reading zine
  • lists
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