A selection of quotes from 5B, from my roommate, or from my life without her
- "Can you febreeze your cat?" (me, in a shining moment of glory)
- "I did not throw the cat...well, okay, I threw the cat." (Susannah)
- "Choose the one who loves you more." (Sidewalk advice)
- "I'm going to sit in the corner and like men." (me)
- "I saw Ben and I rode his bike. (Pause) No, his actual bike." (Miranda)
- "The rat was NOT supposed to go in the microwave." (me)