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"Why do women like making lists?"
"We don't."
"Yes, they do. You're never quite so happy as when they're making themselves a little list. You ever think about why you make lists?"
"It's so we can cross things off."
-Sports Night

bookmarks:
listography IMPORTANT NOTICES
NEWS
TERMS
GIVE MEMORIES
CONTACT

A selection of quotes from 5B, from my roommate, or from my life without her

  • "Can you febreeze your cat?" (me, in a shining moment of glory)
  • "I did not throw the cat...well, okay, I threw the cat." (Susannah)
  • "Choose the one who loves you more." (Sidewalk advice)
  • "I'm going to sit in the corner and like men." (me)
  • "I saw Ben and I rode his bike. (Pause) No, his actual bike." (Miranda)
  • "The rat was NOT supposed to go in the microwave." (me)
nov 14 2007 ∞
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