• George W. Bush (only two days left, you motherf*cker.)
  • Mayonnaise (or 'Satan's semen', as I call it.)
  • The Denver Broncos
  • The Oakland Raiders (although it's hard to hate something so pathetic.)
  • Sugar-coated corporate pop-rock (like Nickelback and Fallout Boy)
  • Kid Rock (biggest douchebag on the planet.)
  • Walnuts
  • Dick Cheney
  • LA traffic on the 101, 405 and I-5 (seriously... kill me.)
  • Stupid drivers.
  • Liars
  • High-maintenance hotel guests
  • High-maintenance women
  • "Reverends" like Pat Robertson and John Hagee (the antithesis of real Christianity.)
  • Cocky Hollywood pretty boys who can't act for shit
  • Pretentiousness
  • Onions
  • People who just "wait for their turn to speak"
  • The Los Angeles Dodgers
  • Romantic "comedies"
  • The 'business' of acting
  • Most musicals (with some exceptions.)
  • Bros
  • Hats worn cocked to the side with a flat bill (the bro uniform.)
  • People who leave the 'New Era' sticker on their baseball caps
  • Almost all mainstream rap made since Tupac and Biggie died
  • Country music
  • NASCAR
  • Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, American Eagle etc...
  • Posers
  • The 'Zonies' that invade San Diego every summer
  • Olives
  • Flakes (and I ain't talking about cereal.)
  • Bigotry/homophobia (and all other forms of ignorance.)
  • Sarah Palin (the only female to whom I'd like to say 'fuck you.')
  • Songs that are rediculously overplayed on the radio
  • Ann Coulter (doesn't count as a female)/Sean Hannity/Rush Limbaugh/Bill O'Reilly
  • Sour cream
  • Every day I was overweight
  • My first two and a half years of high school
  • Cream soda
  • Melon
  • MTV
  • "Reality" shows
  • People who think they're better and/or more important that other people
  • Phonies
  • Being in sparsely populated places (I'm the opposite of chlosterphobic.)
  • Bullshit parking tickets
  • My overactive bladder (& having to pee during the movie.)
  • People who don't call you back (or text you back after you call them.)
  • Seeing girls cry
  • Red lights
  • Avocados
  • The smell of parmesan cheese
  • The fact that I'm not married to Natalie Portman
  • NRBs ('No Reason B____s' ...hahaha.)
  • Getting up early
  • Bands that make a "Best of" album after 3 albums simply to cash in
  • The fact that I have to do anything besides acting for money
  • Tequila (I seriously gag just thinking about it.)
  • My freaking inner ear problems
  • Unreturned, anacknowledged attempts at communication.
jan 18 2009 ∞
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