- George W. Bush (only two days left, you motherf*cker.)
- Mayonnaise (or 'Satan's semen', as I call it.)
- The Denver Broncos
- The Oakland Raiders (although it's hard to hate something so pathetic.)
- Sugar-coated corporate pop-rock (like Nickelback and Fallout Boy)
- Kid Rock (biggest douchebag on the planet.)
- Walnuts
- Dick Cheney
- LA traffic on the 101, 405 and I-5 (seriously... kill me.)
- Stupid drivers.
- Liars
- High-maintenance hotel guests
- High-maintenance women
- "Reverends" like Pat Robertson and John Hagee (the antithesis of real Christianity.)
- Cocky Hollywood pretty boys who can't act for shit
- Pretentiousness
- Onions
- People who just "wait for their turn to speak"
- The Los Angeles Dodgers
- Romantic "comedies"
- The 'business' of acting
- Most musicals (with some exceptions.)
- Bros
- Hats worn cocked to the side with a flat bill (the bro uniform.)
- People who leave the 'New Era' sticker on their baseball caps
- Almost all mainstream rap made since Tupac and Biggie died
- Country music
- NASCAR
- Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, American Eagle etc...
- Posers
- The 'Zonies' that invade San Diego every summer
- Olives
- Flakes (and I ain't talking about cereal.)
- Bigotry/homophobia (and all other forms of ignorance.)
- Sarah Palin (the only female to whom I'd like to say 'fuck you.')
- Songs that are rediculously overplayed on the radio
- Ann Coulter (doesn't count as a female)/Sean Hannity/Rush Limbaugh/Bill O'Reilly
- Sour cream
- Every day I was overweight
- My first two and a half years of high school
- Cream soda
- Melon
- MTV
- "Reality" shows
- People who think they're better and/or more important that other people
- Phonies
- Being in sparsely populated places (I'm the opposite of chlosterphobic.)
- Bullshit parking tickets
- My overactive bladder (& having to pee during the movie.)
- People who don't call you back (or text you back after you call them.)
- Seeing girls cry
- Red lights
- Avocados
- The smell of parmesan cheese
- The fact that I'm not married to Natalie Portman
- NRBs ('No Reason B____s' ...hahaha.)
- Getting up early
- Bands that make a "Best of" album after 3 albums simply to cash in
- The fact that I have to do anything besides acting for money
- Tequila (I seriously gag just thinking about it.)
- My freaking inner ear problems
- Unreturned, anacknowledged attempts at communication.
jan 18 2009 ∞
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