(EPISODE ONE TO FIVE SUMMARY of a random guy taking this series WAYYYY to seriously)

• okaaay soooooo why does Chris keep Sierra on the team if he knows shes a stalker???
• Like, shes extremely clingy and literally pushing Cody's boundaries 24/7
• SHE FOUND CHRIS' HIGHSCHOOL AND TEACHERS?????? YOU'RE THE HOST BRO?? WHY ARE YOU LETTING HER DO THIS????
• SHE KNOWS PERSONAL DETAILS THAT HE DID NOT DISCLOSE???? ISN'T THINK UM DANGEROUS?
• but noooo shes quirky haha yeah totally
• anyways free Cody total drama
• also I get that its supposed to be a bit but huh???? what. whyy is this in the show anyway??
• She hasn't really been punished at all other than being mildly insulted by Noah and Cody saying if one of them were to die, he wants it to be her??

-> on an unrelated less "um" note

• Alejandro :333
• also the bit about nobody remembering Tyler is kinda fun
• "Let me help you up" "I like girls :|
• also also, I didn't know this season was a musical? I was not expecting it
• Also I initially watched the wrong season, what is Chris going to do with nuclear waste?
• also my friend said something happens with Ezekiel so I'm excited to see him get beat up badly :)