a preface- this is pretty much just the mcelroys, theodd1sout mario playthroughs, prozd plays games, and many vines. like, almost entirely (there are so many this will never be complete)

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• "his kissing days are over! he's a pelican now!"
• all the Dick Cheney lines from this- "i miss my arm bones. i'm vice president rayman!"
• "if my twitter account gets taken down after this video goes up, you guys will know why. elon and fluttershy are ready for the runway."
• "mi show! quiero hacer mi show!!"
• "yo my name is nicholas and this is ridiculous, got mad gummy money and it is deliciousness"
• "you can't handle the uber instincts of my uber autism. observe *pow*"
• "Despite his criminal mind, this man is behaving well. his reward is the the canoe. this time he can sit in the canoe for up to an hour."
• "is that Steven Universe??" --Jammidodger, in reference to Gravity Falls
• "i want that beef ball!"
• "'youre missing the dialogue!!' 'youre missing the STORY!' 'youre missing Bowser.'" "the intricate shtealing of the princesses"
• "nope its an Italian man!!"
• "you deserve this game over. You Deserve This Game Over!!"
• "'HOWDY!' 'Mr. tumbleweed.' 'HOWDY!' 'Mr. tumbleweed.' 'Thats my brother. how dare- you think we all look the same?' 'HOWDY!' 'Mr. tumbleweeds... other brother?' 'no, whos mr. tumbleweed?' 'oh god, who the heck are you???'"
• "my glass is the size of my fist. his glass is the size of a pitcher."
• "is it good?" "you're looking at me! i haven't put it in my mouth yet!"
• "No! I am eating french toast."
• "'get paper.' 'What do you want me to use, MUNJIS MEDICAL BILLS!?'"
• "hold on. gundham is eating a brownie right now."
• "'this sucks. augh. blub blub blub.' 'nyeh!'"
• "'what the-' 'i threw it away. i don't like it. smells like shit.' 'who wants the stupid flower???'"
• "a BUTTON!! ahahahaha!!"
• "'i thought that was cabbage!' 'no that was pizza.' 'you're pizza.'"
• "thanks for finding the chicken, you piece of shit. but can you find the Body? bet you can't! comb the river.."
• Jay forgetting what a Skewer is called- "stabbing??"
• Ethan forgetting what a Skillet is called- "the SKRITTLE."
• "i have... the 15! the 10 commandments!"
• "a 3 minute egg must boil for 3 minutes."
• "who ever heard of a pitchfork. in a BARN."
• "darling baby hey-hey. darling baby hoy hoy-to. yo! kyoudai!"
• "'well.. you could still embezzle..' 'There's no white collar crime, Travis!!'"
• "FAZOLIS! I LOVE FAZOLIS! hook it right into my veins!! gimme that SKETTI!!!!"
• "is your father stealing bread, Lisa?"
• "its a baby WHALE, JAY!" "we gotta call the aquarium or something!!"
• "'jaiden, its 3 am, time for your student initiation!' 'yes sirs.'"
• "oh look, there goes that trains-gender guy" "i like trains. *train*"
• "'there's only one race. the human race.''*slap* what about NASCAR?!'"
• "'oh nice, ron!' 'i Sneezed! oh im not allowed to sneeze?'"
• "the things i do for love!"
• "you could stop at 5 or 6 stores, or just, 1."
• "oh khalil. cue the sad music."
• all of meduka meguca