• i'm too fly, jeff goldblum ﹕ ♪
• now you get to watch her leave out the window / guess that's why they call it window pane ﹕ ♪

♪ nsp:

• and there atop a throne of gold; arose the king, so gross and old
• i put my package in your mailbox; made love to all your chairs; dropped a load inside your washer; i went down on all your stairs; [...] don't slam the door on your way out darling; because i'm slamming it tonight
• it's a party of three; it's just you and me; and a psychotic ninja; every girl's dream
• oh my god, the battle pandas have escaped from the pandagon and are murdering the guests! oh, it's last week all over again!
• sally's dad exploded; that's what i was told; [...] wendy's dad exploded too; that might've been a lie
• seduction is like a game of chess, and i'm the queen. ... wait
• watch a film with me; i love boring romantic comedies
• what is your name by the way? kristen? ah, a beautiful name. until that glorious day when we meet again, katie, farewell!
• you sent birthday invites, and now all your friend is here
• you're just going through an awkward phase from 12 to 29