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"I love lists. Always have. When I was 14,
I wrote down every dirty word I knew on file
cards and placed them in alphabetical order.
I have a thing about about collections, and
a list is a collection without purchase."
- ADAM SAVAGE

bookmarks:
listography GIVE A GIFT OF MEMORIES
FAVORITE LISTOGRAPHY MENTIONS
IMPORTANT NOTICES
MESSAGES
PRIVACY
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  • Any food item bountiful in sugar
  • Amphetamines
  • Kissing my dog on the lips
  • Getting stoned by myself so that I can be a total fatass and experience zero shame in my full-on munchie indulgence
  • Sitting indian-style on my bedroom floor while I play Nintendo 64
  • Being anti-social and not giving a fuck that I enjoy doing so
  • Going to bed in the morning and waking up at night
  • NyQuil
  • Vulgarity
  • Porn
  • My dark side
  • Cracking my knuckles. And neck. And back. All the time.
  • Starbucks
  • Tim Hortons
  • Acting on impulse despite the cost
  • Anything that has to do with dinosaurs
  • Printing out kid's coloring pages to color
  • Super Mario Sunshine
  • Always opening a new bottle of water before I finish my old one, resulting in a vast collection of half-filled water bottles throughout my room.
  • Observing and laughing at random strangers in public places who are being unintentionally funny
  • Practicing my acting skills by taking on a random alter-ego of my choice while speaking with a stranger that I know I'll never see again
  • Messing with scabs
  • Old VHS and cassette tapes
  • Practicing different accents by reading out loud
  • Tarantulas
  • Skinny dipping in Lake Michigan
  • Doing word searches
  • Whiskey
  • Going to the airport just because I love the airport
  • Sitting on the bathroom floor and singing with my guitar when I'm home alone
  • Being overly-sarcastic
  • Helping kids out with their homework on Yahoo!Answers
  • Constantly wearing plaid button-up shirts
  • Climbing trees (especially when I'm drunk for some reason)
  • Pretending that I'm on some epic, grand adventure when I'm just walking my dog
  • Journaling and then reading back on who I once was
  • Turning all of a sudden & out of nowhere into the most ridiculous chain-smoker ever, but only when I happen to be in the midst of some deep conversation with a fellow cigarette smoker. Especially if it's summertime and we're talking away outside until we either run out of stuff to smoke or until the sun comes up.
  • Watching hour-long infomercials all the way through because I'm too lazy to find my remote control
  • Devoting countless hours to getting high and then watching mind-bending programs about the universe, such as The Universe or Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman on the science channel - and not stopping until my brain has pondered into some eerie-feeling but remarkably enlightening places.
  • In-depth astrology (not horoscopes)
  • Playing my old childhood Bop-It toy constantly ever since I found it buried in my basement and to my surprise still working just as well as it did when I very first got it.
  • Day-dreaming about going to live/survive in the wilderness some day and being a total badass doing it
  • Secretly but always drinking straight from the carton
  • Watching extremely fucked up stuff online (beheadings, snuff films, brutally horrific injuries, etc.)
  • Choosing random topics to study, creating my own assignments to do about them, and then actually completing those assignments. I try to do at least one different topic per week about something I've always wanted to know more about, and now I do.
  • Going to the movies by myself.
  • Laying out on my trampoline during the summer even though my florescently-white skin refuses to accept any of the sun's offers to provide color.
  • Compulsively editing literally anything that I write - it secretly takes me like 10 freaking minutes just to send a simple text to someone because of this.
  • Laying in my bed, staring at the ceiling or perhaps one of my all-too familiar walls, and playing out endless scenarios of randomness in my head. I've shocked myself at how long I can actually waste the hours doing this.
  • Joyously dancing with my dog to my stereo while it's on the highest volume number achievable
  • Saving notes to myself in my phone via texting drafts. Or by sending emails to myself if I'm on a computer
  • Being an extremely messy person, but only within my own personal space AKA my own room
  • Being a constant fidgeter, especially one who uses random objects around her to play the drums until someone's annoyance finally results in them shouting at me for the mercy of silence.
  • Making meaningless lists such as this one to pass the time or to distract my mind from something I'd prefer to not have to be thinking about. Tah-dah? Tah-dah.
dec 1 2011 ∞
may 29 2018 +