• "trust in gothic font"
  • "we won't accept it until you start farming cabbage"
  • "i'm such a cutie pie, all of you are ugly"
  • "and my charming point is just me, on its own"
  • "i don't want to be healthy. i want to eat delicious food and then leave the world"
  • "a mysterious hat! we recommend it!"
  • "taeyong hates you"
  • "they keep on saying i'm no fun but if i converse in chinese they will be KO-ed"
  • "i really like the sky... cause it's very wide. i feel like, the land is very big."
  • "hyung, you look ugly though"
  • "you have my number?"
  • "it looks really delicious!"
    • *looking over*
    • "wow, it looks really repulsive"
  • "really?"
  • "this might be my last one"
    • "that's what you think"
    • "oh"
  • "he has shoulders as wide as the pacific ocean but they're filled with fear"
  • "haechan went to bed :("
  • "you're seriously no fun"
    • "i'm like this from time to time"
  • "oh, Canada..."
  • "one more dictionary?"
  • "i can find love, but i can't find money"
  • "i have an animal that i am afraid of and i don't have any plans in revealing it"
    • *some annoying pleading later*
    • "it's humans"
  • "i don't have any plans yet for chuseok"
    • "you should meet me~"
    • "...i have to meet you even on chuseok?"
  • "what would you be doing if you weren't an idol?"
    • "upsetting my mother"
  • *fan asked for relationship advice*
    • "our dorm consists of 7 men, a dog and a cat, you're asking US?"
  • "i love twilight!"
  • *trying to guess the right word with the clue "marriage"*
    • "divorce!"
  • “i have suffered a lot and am not afraid of anything now”
  • *while playfully riffing on rhyming jokes*
    • *rhyming* "i feel like dying!"
    • *short silence*
    • "ah, why are you like this!?"
  • "you pasta"
sep 25 2017 ∞
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