don't follow if:

• your waifu is trash
• you wear Crocs
• you hate dogs
• you like pineapple on pizza and your name is not @tamireli

HARD MODE VERSION please do not follow if:

• you're under 20 and feel uncomfortable following 20+ y/os
• you're under 18
• you are uncomfortable with fictional depictions of fictional characters
• you're uncomfortable with NSFW content
• you're okay with harassing people who have unconventional or otherwise unpleasant ship tastes
• you're okay with harassment, period.
• you make and/or support call out posts
• you lack the mental capacity to use the block button
• you're part of the fiction = reality crowd, or believe people are terrible for shipping certain fictional characters, kinks, or relationship dynamics
• you expect me to tag stuff

I don't have a big enough entitlement complex to self-righteously ban certain kinds of people from following or interacting with me in any way, but this list is meant for your protection and comfort more than mine ❤