- do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot
- staring into the bathroom mirror gripping the sink and telling myself "you are not uniquely horrible you are literally just some guy"
- every time i make a mistake i'm like they're going to put me down like a sick dog
- person who streams art but does exaggerated reactions like they're a gamer. re-doing a line 15 times and just screaming louder and louder with each brush stroke
- people say "fuck around and find out" like it's a bad thing. i love finding out. i want to understand
- can't get over how cool i am when i'm not acting like a neurotic prey animal
- there are worse things than being in a saw trap like for instance openly expressing that you have wants and needs and are a real person
- bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and pathological degree of avoidant behaviour
- (through gritted teeth) i love being out of my comfort zone. it is necessary for my personal development
- life can be pretty cool because you can go get a bagel. but there are also the horrors
- girlboss? no. boyloser. guyfailure. dudenobody
- you have that sadness in your eyes only seen in the pages of russian literature
- hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal it backfired
- you can recognize yourself through the fictional character. but watch out
- apologist? not necessarily. explainer? perhaps. understander? intimately. enjoyer? greatly. sexualizer? frequently,
- my hobbies? uhhhh symbolism mostly. metaphors and implications and the like.
- not diagnosed, not undiagnosed but a secret third thing (peer reviewed)
- do you ever leave a social interaction and you're like mmm that was not my best work
- any girls wanna come over and watch me play guitar hero on medium
- boyfriend is sitting by his computer eating sausage with wikipedia opened to the page "sausage"
- i do the opposite of gatekeeping. you will like my interests. you will listen
- there’s a huge cut in my mouth but i’m eating salt and vinegar chips anyway. why, you ask? well, i’m twisted. i’m insane. a fucking cycle path. i’m da fucken jocker baby
- "i’ll kill you." are we about to kiss
- and this is my bedroom, aka my isolation station
- not to self diagnose or anything but something's wrong
- i'm not a boyfriend i'm a lap dog
sep 30 2021 ∞
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