• cataclysmic earthquake
  • laptop power supply exploding
  • gas leak destroying house when I turn on the stove
  • drive-by shooting
  • plane crashes
    • plane I'm in crashing into other plane in midair
    • midair two-plane crash above me raining debris onto me
  • teeth cracking / falling out of my head
  • squeezing a quarter in my palm so hard that it travels through my skin
  • being pierced through a soft spot in my head
  • pyrex dishes exploding
  • implosions
  • cracking xiphoid process
  • balloons popping
  • ferris wheels
  • being encased in concrete while passing a cement mixer
  • accidentally having walked into the wrong bathroom
  • snakes while hiking
  • being encased in amber while masturbating
  • having my headphones ripped out while listening to nicki minaj at work
  • having a hole the crotch of my jeans that I didn’t notice
  • missing an opportunity because I didn't take decisive action early enough
aug 29 2009 ∞
oct 11 2021 +