• "Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine."
  • "I'm right on top of that Rose!"
  • "Just wait until that hummingbird metabolism shits the bed on her and she gains 300 pounds."
  • "Well, when you do get married, I'm not buying the penis tiara for your bachelorette party."
  • "It's a cervical os."
  • "A monkey pooped in my room."
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