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Because I'm strange and I give names to everything...


  • Edgar · Sony A6300/A7III
    • "Well, I've got a diploma. I guess I could make a really useful paper hat out of it..."


  • Mr Bubbles · PC
    • "Look, Mr. Bubbles. It’s an angel!"
  • Stilinski · 500GB ExHdD (Buffalo)
    • "No, a body of water. Yes, dumbass, a dead body!"
  • Kenway · 1TB ExHdD (WDE)
    • "Everything is permitted? I like the sound of that."
  • Ellie · 1TB ExHdD (WDE)
    • "To the edge of the universe and back, endure and survive..."
  • Watney · 1TB ExHdD (WDE)
    • "Duct tape is magic and should be worshipped."
  • Walrus · 1TB ExHdD (WDE)
    • "Everything we've put that ship through and she just refuses to die."


  • Flint · iPhone 11
    • "Everyone is a monster to someone. Since you are so convinced that I am yours. I will be it"
  • Abe · iPod Classic
    • "Rotten eggs and the safety of mankind."
  • Rackham · iPad Air 4th Gen
    • "Because what's it all for if it goes unremembered? It's the art that leaves the mark. But to leave it, it must transcend. It must speak for itself. It must be true."


  • Nux · PS4
    • "I live, I die. I LIVE AGAIN!"
  • Cecil · Kindle Paperwhite
    • "Don't judge a book by its cover... by its leather cover... by its human skin-looking cover. Don't ever judge that book."
  • Silver · Toyota Yaris (2018)
    • "I'm no one. From nowhere. Belonging to nothing. I'm a wretch like you."
  • Rossi · Bose Soundlink II
  • Hopper · Bose Soundlink Headphones II
    • "Mornings are for coffee and contemplation."


  • Crowley · Kindle 3
    • "Submit or die? What are you, French?"
  • Nolan · Nikon D80
    • "I'm the most extraordinary pessimist. I truly am."
  • Flynn · Nikon F801
    • "Frying pans! Who knew, right?"
  • Eames · Fujifilm Instax 210
    • "Don't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling."
  • Oscar · Olympus Trip 35
    • "I mean, I'm playing myself, 'cause I only have myself... to play with."
  • Joel · Nikon D7000
    • "I struggled for a long time with survivin'."
  • Braddock · iPad 2
    • "I have to believe that when things are bad I can change them."
  • Striker · iPhone 5c
    • "That's Striker Eureka's tenth kill to date. It's a new record."
  • Dameron · iPhone 6s
    • "...Do I talk first or you talk first? I talk first?"
  • Spock · PS3
    • "Who was that pointy-eared bastard?"
  • Reaper · PC
    • "They're Marines, Sam, not poets."
  • Jarvis · Lumix TZ7
    • "May I say how refreshing it is to finally see you on a video with your clothing on, sir."
  • DeWitt · Nikon D7200
    • "City at the bottom of the ocean? Ridiculous."
  • Frank · iPhone 8
    • "You hit'em and they get back up. I hit'em and they stay down!"
  • Barton · PC
    • "Boomerang arrow, Kate -- It comes back to you in the end. Boomerang. Respect it."
  • Sir Didymus · 1TB ExHdD (WDE)
    • "None shall pass without my permission."
  • Milo · Toyota Yaris (2008)
    • "These guys are kinda cute when they're not, you know, formed into a fiery column of death."
  • Bucky · iPad Air
    • "Remember when I made you ride the Cyclone on Coney Island?"
jan 1 2013 ∞
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