Alucard Ţepeş (sad halfie) Amelie Poulain (loner weirdo) The Elric brothers (will do anything for my sibling) Finn the Human (innocent baby just wants adventure) Fran Fine (just want a rich man to take care of me) Howl the Wizard (magical/heartless combo) Jonathan Sims (biromantic ace n a big mess) Kaz Kaan (the fashion... it means everything) Laurent of Vere (survivor, haughty bitch) Lemony Snicket (sad hopeless romantic lover of libraries) Liz Lemon (big idiot) Margot Tenenbaum (black sheep of the family) Phoebe Buffay (free spirited weirdo) Salem Saberhagen (crying while snacking) Scholar Christopher Wolfe (doesn't want to care, ends up caring) Sterling Archer (well dressed drunkard) Tina Belcher (innocent fool) Tin Tin (adventures!) Willow Rosenberg (gay af witch)