- "a drinking contest? what am i? 12 and at my boyfriend's frat party?" - jenna
- "live every week like it's shark week"
- "i love this cornbread so much i want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant" - tracy
- "i don’t need a birthday party because i buy myself all the presents i need. and because of my drinking, they’re often a surprise." - tracy
- "did you know that in the morning, they have food, tv, almost everything" - tracy
- "i do not want to disappoint our japanese public, especially godzilla. hahaha! i'm just kidding, i know he doesn't care what humans do." - tracy
- "unfortunately, we have no way of knowing where the heart is." - dr. spaceman
- "you know what i like about you? those eyes. you have those black shark's eyes." - jack
nov 2 2009 ∞
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