• She can beat up boys
• She definatley does not look like ms. Potato head
• She always corrects my spelling
• If you ever need to talk shit, she will help
• She doesn't fall asleep early at slumber parties
• She picks out Saweet clothes for me
• She is the bestest lighter thief around
• When I first met her, she pretended to be a lesbian
• She is always down for shredding the sled hills
• She has Carny hands
• She is always down for raving
• She learns from her mistakes
• SHES MEXICAN!!!

Alot more, but I cannot think!