But I love them anyway!

• Dark green fake sheepskin coat - so cosy
• Knitted pink and yellow hat with ear flaps and pompoms - very fitting for a grown woman
• Striped socks of any and all colours
• Well worn chocolate brown velvet trousers
• Cosy bedsocks
• Chunky and badly-fitting blue knit jumper
• My threadbare green velvet skirt that still has that elegant "swish"
• Pink fleece pajama top thing that just about passes as a jumper outside
• Cosy old-fashioned cream poloneck
• Purple yoga pants