- I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. It did not need to exist
- If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptable...
- If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up
- This shirt is dry clean only. Which means...it's dirty
- If you're an animal, you want to have a beaver as a friend, because they have some kick-ass houses. Lake side, forget that! Lake ON!
- Every time I walk by a spy shop, I think that I need to put some surveillance on somebody. Rick's been acting fishy! I need to buy a safe that looks like a Spray 'N Wash can. "Hey, Mitch, can I use the Spray 'N Wash?" "Yeah, if you want to spray your shirt with documents!"
- I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But if the gas tank says "E", I get all cocky - "I've got this one, don't worry." So I get out the toolbox a.k.a. my wallet.
- My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got half way. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set.
jul 9 2007 ∞
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