• (arlo) i totally don't know what girls think is cute, but really?
  • (arlo) no dude, we have mountain lions
  • (arlo) we don't have any ants cos we got a pet fish that eats all the ants
  • (arlo) you're 22 inches smart
  • (arlo) i grew out of my deer skin dress
  • (arlo) i've seen chickens take down deer
  • (arlo) i write songs that make your heart cry
  • (arlo) 56% of my town is made of forest
  • (arlo) it's a lil waynie today
  • (arlo) fuck grape jelly, i'd only put that on my asshole
  • (arlo) is it okay if i park my car on your front lawn for the night?
  • (ashley) is that the virgin mary? (eliz) that's lady gaga...
  • (ashley) i just want to drink my mug o milk!
  • (ashley) bubbly shrimp
  • (ashley) you threw a rock down a crotch?
  • (ashley) i have a squishy butt
  • (ashley) i like my balls when they're wet!
  • (ashley) i didn't know blood was chunky until i saw yours
  • (cheryl) my knees look like i gave really painful head
  • (cheryl) oh, he has some kind of blimp behind his ear!
  • (cheryl) i have a fetish for little boys
  • (cheryl) you look like a butterfly coming out of its cancun
  • (cheryl) your eyes are the safety
  • (cheryl) is she your special friend? (evan) she's not retarded.
  • (cheryl) i'm unpriceable
  • (cheryl) you look very special. if i got pulled over i probably wouldn't get a ticket.
  • (cheryl) did you get a haircut? (dan) no (cheryl) i like it!
  • (cherly) how do you suck a dick when it's in your butt?
  • (cheryl) i wanna pee everywhere.
  • (cole) i'm sorry, i didn't mean to blow your mind
  • (dan) does that say cocktail pirates?
  • (dan) what's a diamond?
  • (dan) sobriety is the downfall of society
  • (dan) is 4th of july always on a monday?
  • (eliz) your hands smell delicious...
  • (eliz) we're gonna be so drunk this weekend, we're not gonna know our names
  • (eliz) was he wearing a shirt? (me) no he's not a whore!
  • (eliz) do half shots count as full shots?
  • (eliz) that does sound good in my mouth...
  • (eliz) arlo what do you call girls? (arlo) chicken heads
  • (erik) am i bleeding or is this ketchup?
  • (erik) my mom went to montana...she bought me a shirt that says utah
  • (evan) sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, show me your vag bitch!
  • (evan) and i have vodka and love shots
  • (evan) hey i know you! you go to the gym!
  • (evan) i love you my princess
  • (evan) when i take shots my nipples get hard
  • (evan) yeah cos your ass was on my cock!
  • (evan) kelsey would suck a dick with fetta cheese on it!
  • (evan) i've been drinking since 12th grade. i mean since i was 12.
  • (evan) if he pees his pants, i'll pee my pants
  • (hilary) i get drunk and have sex, i am NOT mary beth!
  • (jenna) i love shoveling, it's one of my life passions
  • (kelsey) i don't run but when i do, i run like a champ
  • (kelsey) i don't know where my legs are
  • (kelsey) fuck you, you calculus master
  • (kelsey) happy fucking birthday, time to fail your calc exam
  • (kevin) did you just say pangaroo?
  • (kevin) it's like an extended rhombus
  • (kevin) go boob or go home
  • (mary beth) guess how many types of eyeliner i have on?! seven!
  • (matt) you're a bag of chips!
  • (me) i'm fuckin ball sacs!
  • (me) when i was little my imaginary friend was a fox
  • (me) it's like toes with an STD!
  • (me) you're not very good at death glaring... (kelsey) i know, because i have to pee
  • (me) there's a barrier here and i'm still scared
  • (me) my hair is drunk
  • (me) i've been baller since i was five
  • (me) i didn't even know until i figured it out!
  • (mike) i'll whoop his ass!
  • (sara) it's like jackass 3D!
  • (sara) there's too much blood in my alcohol stream
  • (sara) it's like "hello, i'm a chode"
  • (starkey) i think i've seen your vagina before
  • (starkey) goodnight sleepwell seeyousoon shots
  • (starkey) we're womping in the living room!
  • (tara) are they from the caves of netherland?
  • (tara) i'm angelino jo-lee and you just came on my face.
  • (tara) it's all wet and buttery (dan) that's what she said (tara) yeah, i love buttery cocks
  • (tara) my computer is going to think i'm so racist
  • (tara) he's dating a freshman!
  • (tara) why is erik always in my shower?
  • (tara) you're acting like hippos
may 29 2010 ∞
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