to avoid any potential conflict in the future, it's in your best interest (and my best interest bc I go on the internet to have fun) to read this and decide for yourself if I'm the guy you should engage with

• I'm on Twitter for myself you just have the privilege to be here
• no bigots, geriatrics, terfs, proshippers, peeps under 16 (unless you were already following), christians (love the Amish though!), "bi lesbians," Kalhis or other such pedophiles please
• do not talk to me if you find Zelda t-shirts to be in good taste (gottem), don't send me discourse and drama shit and don't tell me how horny you are when you're like 15 I don't care
• I hate fandoms, most of you goobers are very dumb. I hate the "critical analyzer" spokespeople fuddy-duddies of said fandoms too. bitchless loser behavior. we're fundamentally incompatible and no good dialogue will happen between us. grow da fuck up!!!
• I have notifs for people who don't follow me turned off, have fun arguing with a wall
• that does not mean yall get to act like children under my spicy viral tweets by the way. if I end up catching youse being incendiary in there I WILL restrict who can reply and we WILL go home. so shut up and take your vitamins
• I don't post NSFW outside of my funnie joaks and naked persan with boob
• softblock when unfollowing cos I don't want to read your fucking tweets when you don't want to read mine lmao
• I'm not a role model, I'm a degenerate. I can assure you more than half of what I say is either absolute bullshit or sentimental bullshit. consult your 30+ y.o. proshipper fandom mom if you found my sermons unhelpful
• my twitter is a hodgepodge of retweets, unexpected interest jumps and nonsequitirs, if that's going to be an issue and you want consistency and less personal opinions follow my stupid girlfriend (whom I'm neglecting as I'm typing up callout post #57248 or apology thread for being mean about ships or some shite; also he's the only reason I get any sort of recognition whatsoever) instead
• remember, everyone is wrong except me
• kill cops, eat rich people, death to america

deliberate violation of the Windii contract can and will result in me removing you from my epic funhouse. I apologize but get fucked, my rules aren't that difficult to follow. just don't be a certified dick sponge and get on my case over Random Ass Issue Of The Day, I ain't come here to listen to complaints or arguments. stream cracker island