- Brandice
- Brandini
- Brandle
- Shitbird (an homage to Pat Conroy's The Great Santini)
- Hooty Hoot Owl (if I stay out late)
- Gandy (after an old timey cartoon, Gandy Goose)
- Plier Fingers
- Hon
- Brandya (when I wanted to be a Russian Ballerina)
- Miss Brandy (this is done in a stutter, as if I'm royalty, usually when I disagree with his direct orders)
dec 28 2006 ∞
dec 28 2006 +