I feel like when you give someone a name they are forced to live up to it. Hence:

• Levi
  
• Tegan
  
• Dylan
  
• Genevive
  
• Sal
  
• Reese [M/F]
• Blake [M/F]
• Dexter
  

Why shouldn't I have kids? Because I can't even love a NAME for more than a year. Let alone a CHILD for a LIFETIME. Ugh.