my important list of activities to do before becoming a wife, mother, or dying :)

• take dance lessons
• learn to sew
• go to the smithsonian
• get acupuncture
• build a beach fire and camp out
  • sleep under the stars
• learn to shoot a bow and arrow
• brew beer, and drink it
• adopt a highway
• grow a garden and eat your own veggies
• have an herb garden and use the herbs
• learn to juggle
• learn to whistle really loud with your fingers
• adopt an accent for a day
• get in a mud fight and mud wrestle
• go to a drive-in theater
• give a stranger a wet willie (run fast!)
• kiss the rain
• have a compost pile
• have sex in a tree house
• learn to drive a tractor
• watch a meteor shower
• make moonshine, and drink it
• make donations to aspca & wwf
• find a passion for reading
  • (thank you audio books!)
• read a book in one day
• learn everything about mechanics & fixing cars
• go to mardi gras in new orleans
• volunteer in a police lineup (if you are innocent)
• light a fart on fire
• own a farm
  • with a pig named moo
  • have a pair of cows
    • one named connie (short for confederate)
  • mate the cows to have a baby cow
  • after the female is mated, you can milk her!
• plant at least two weeping willow trees at all of my houses
• have sex on a running washer and/or dryer
• go to australia, new zeland
• travel europe, esp. ireland!
• see a shooting star
• find a four-leaf clover
• visit all 50 states
  • for more than just an air port stop
• visit all 7 continents, maybe not Antarctica..
• learn to drive and own a motorcycle
• have an uncontrolable giggle spell at the worst possible moment
• get in a food fight
• make/use a home made slip and slide
• work on a cruise ship
• go to bartender school
• get picture and/or be in a newspaper
• build a cabin
• kill and prepare a deer
• remodel a house
• swim with dolphins
• see the northern lights
• stay up all night ONLY to be up for the sunrise
• blow glass
• learn to shoot handguns and get a consealed weapons permit
• be brave enough to have a brazilian wax
• dye my hair
• make wine, and drink it
• turn a barn into a livable space
• build a clubhouse/tree house
• streak, fully buff
• adopt the life of a super hero for a day, just to see the reactions.
• visit the great wall of china
• get tatted up
• preform on stage
• eat shark meat
• pass out cold
• break a bone
• touch sting rays
• get into a paint fight with the person you are painting a room with
• learn to drive stick shift (well)
• spend a weekend at a spa and have a professional massage
• to be continued...