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  • Annie Clark
  • Anna Karina
  • Shannyn Sossamon
  • Salma Hayek
  • Jennifer Connelly (circa The Rocketeer)
  • Scarlett Johansson
  • Olga Kurylenko
  • Zooey Deschanel
  • Shakira (pale and w/ black dreadlocks)
  • Monica Bellucci
  • Freida Pinto (with bangs)
  • Beyonce
  • January Jones
  • Marion Cotillard (would move up if she had bangs)
  • Penelope Cruz
  • Rosario Dawson

Good Bodies But Absolutely Talentless and/or Gross:

  • Jessica Alba
  • Megan Fox
  • Kim Kardashian
  • Katy Perry

(Shakira could have easily gone here, but she's hot enough to overcome her shittiness)

jul 30 2011 ∞
aug 6 2011 +
user picture Daniel W.: I hate that I made this list. aug 6 2011
user picture Marzelle: I'm curious about your poll. That's a far less awkward statement to type than it is to speak. aug 10 2011