Mark: Now you see the problem with water beds is that they have these waves like this, [makes motions of waves with hands] Mark: Right? But you see this water bed is special, [draws his hands across the bed] Mark: , you see? It has no waves. Stevo: Why didn't you just get a normal bed... that has no waves? [awkward silence] Mark: But this HAS no waves. - Stevo: [about the "beat the shit" out of a guy who was having sex with his female friend] It wasn't that I loved Sandy, I knew that we had an understanding. But I discovered then that Chris was right, all things had systems, even me. I was about to beat the living shit out of this guy because he had invaded my territory. It was MY territory, no question about it, just like in the wild. I was following nature, and nature was order and order is the system. - Bob: Sean, what are you doin' outside man? Sean: you're him? Bob: ...yeah... I'm him Sean: [claps hands together] JESUS! Have i sinned or am i goin' to heaven? Bob:

you're fryin' man, how much acid did you take? Sean: you're not Jesus... you're Bob Bob: I'm Bob!... how goes it? Sean: how are you doin' that? Bob: doin' what? Sean: walkin' on water? if i get off this chair I'll drown, you wanna know what Bob? 'Cause i cant swim! Bob: oh, i get it! so Sean, d'you see land anywhere? Sean: [looking around] no... just water... say Bob, You ARE Jesus. Bob: Thats Right, I am, why do you ask? Sean: ...Satan, is in the house, he killed my Mom and turned her into a bull! Cops: [after flashback to a scene with Sean threatening his mother with a knife but being scared by Satan and a bull, his mother] [bob waves to Seans mum at the window who reluctantly waves back] Cops: [the Cops pull in] Put your hands in the air and slowly turn around! Sean: [happy as happy can be] I'M SAVED Bob: yeah... sure Sean... you're saved... - Liquor Store Man: What the hell are you? Stevo: ooo, we come from the east in search of the Messiah! We followed that big star [points upwards] Eddie: Yeah, we bring gold, and frankincense. Stevo: [Still pointing upwards] You see it? Eddie: and myrrh. Stevo, Eddie: Myrrh. Liquor Store Man: You do what? Stevo: Followed the star. Liquor Store Man: Oh my God. Who let you boys out of the state institute? We'd better get you boys back in the hospital. Bob: No, no, no, no, no, it's all right, man. We're from England. Liquor Store Man: England? Bob: Yeah, that's right. That's probably why we seem so weird to you, man. Liquor Store Man: England, huh? Well that explains it I guess.