Want

• a September or October wedding
• to (hopefully with weather permitting) get married outdoors
• a small wedding consisting of close friends and family
• autumn colors (burgundy, ivory, chocolate brown, forest green, dark orange)
• BBQ or picnic-type catered foods
• light, simple makeup
• sex on the wedding night

Do not want

• a ceremony in a church
• more than 100 people invited
• multiple bridesmaids/groomsmen
• the song "Here Comes the Bride" playing as I walk down the aisle
• a videographer
• the traditional throwing of the bouquet/tossing the garter
• the "Chicken Dance" and "Macarena" to be played
• the typical stretch limo
• an up-do for my hair
• to wear a lot of jewelry (just simple earrings, necklace and/or bracelet)
• a money dance (because they are fucking tacky)
• a cash bar
• a strapless gown
• a big, poofy, princess-like gown
• ruffles and bows on my gown
• a bridal shower/bachelorette party
• to be late for the ceremony
• rain or snow on the day of the wedding