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  • a September or October wedding
  • to (hopefully with weather permitting) get married outdoors
  • a small wedding consisting of close friends and family
  • autumn colors (burgundy, ivory, chocolate brown, forest green, dark orange)
  • BBQ or picnic-type catered foods
  • light, simple makeup
  • sex on the wedding night

Do not want

  • a ceremony in a church
  • more than 100 people invited
  • multiple bridesmaids/groomsmen
  • the song "Here Comes the Bride" playing as I walk down the aisle
  • a videographer
  • the traditional throwing of the bouquet/tossing the garter
  • the "Chicken Dance" and "Macarena" to be played
  • the typical stretch limo
  • an up-do for my hair
  • to wear a lot of jewelry (just simple earrings, necklace and/or bracelet)
  • a money dance (because they are fucking tacky)
  • a cash bar
  • a strapless gown
  • a big, poofy, princess-like gown
  • ruffles and bows on my gown
  • a bridal shower/bachelorette party
  • to be late for the ceremony
  • rain or snow on the day of the wedding
oct 26 2009 ∞
apr 5 2012 +