• it is having fun without swearing.
• it is having fun with much swearing.
• it is participating in several role-playing games.
• it is developing numerous creative works with its partner.
• it is a member of the podcast Big Gay Nerds.
• it is attending college.
• it is frustrated with video games.
• it is politically disgruntled.
• it is thinking about burgers.

a soft, squishy and pastel-colored robot. it boggles at you vacantly.

• hi!

it says, after an uncomfortably long silence,

• you can call me saturn !

it extends a hand politely, as if in greeting. you deign to ask it for more biographical details.

• i was minted 01 may 1995 ,
• and my gender is a magical mystery !
• i prefer they/them/their prounouns .

what do you do?

vitals

• level 22 neutral good automaton
• attack: LOW
• defense: OK
• health: ???

records

• good meals: lots
• good friends: plenty
• good fun: unending

qualifications

• a bachelor in the arts in the field of history

pursuits

• a master's in the field of public administration
• casual advocate for socialism and environmental sustainability

interests

• big nerd who loves video games and tabletop RPGs
• would not call themself a movie snob but likes them
• keeps up with a small number of podcasts
• likes cartoons and comics

cosmology

• sun sign is taurus
  • moon sign is gemini
  • ascendant sign is gemini