• Arranged dog marriages
  • Billy Maysison
  • cash in on my cashew
  • so wrong But so right
  • U2D2 - some combination of Bono and R2D2
  • Homewreckers - a home demolition company BY divorcees FOR divorcees
  • Star Trek but with massive dicks - in the future everyone has evolved to have massive penises and casually walk around with huge bulges in their pants meanwhile the women all have concave boobs
  • Lightning black holes - literally just black holes that hit in the form of lightning strikes
  • PHOtography - niche area of photography that only specializes in taking pics of pho. Everything else turns out a blurry mess.
  • Alopecia Judge - "I'm firm but I'm fair and I don't have any hair"
  • Nothin' But Net Neutrality - NBA teams hold a free throw marathon protest to fight for net neutrality
  • Chicken McButthole - an exhausted man just farts out chicken nuggets for you
  • Dating Against Humanity - cards against humanity and tinder combine to match you with equally horrible people
  • Tim and Eric Deathbed Musical - the horrible starbucks musician lying in his deathbead singing a song while T&E look on smiling. He dies and his glowing soul flies away, T&E give him a lil kiss goodbye
  • AstronoME - self discovery through the stars #weareallstarstuff
  • Nostradumbass - terrible prophet. predictions include "Somebody's birthday's comin' up"
  • Chorizo May - Theresa May in a sausage suit
  • Al Gore Rhythms - math-themed hip hop album by Al Gore
  • Munchausen's - psychological disorder themed restaurant
    • signature dish: 'scuits-ophrenia (sampler platter of biscuits & gravy)
  • Vestboro Baptist Church - we all wear vests and march around with picket signs that say "GOD HATES SLEEVES"
  • Douchey Sushi - sushi restaurant where all the staff members are tan, muscular men who drown themselves in Ed Hardy and AXE body spray
  • The Naughty Toddler - alcoholic beverage. Get new mother drunk on drink of choice, harvest alcohol-contaminated breast milk, serve on the rocks
  • Starby's - Starbucks and Arby's join forces
  • Longerie - lingerie/long underwear combo. Cold outside but hot in the bedroom? Try Longerie today.
  • Praystries - Christian bakery. Slogan: In Jesus' name we glaze.
  • Chef Girlardee - canned pasta for radical feminists
  • r/popping - was originally a forum created by Lil Mama to talk about lip gloss, but due to a misunderstanding, turned into a forum about popping pimples, leaving Lil Mama frightened and confused
dec 16 2013 ∞
apr 7 2019 +