- HAZBIN HOTEL
- alastor/vox
- complicated and captive: valentino is fed up with vox obsessing over their captive but not following through and decides to push the issue by drugging him. it changes nothing, and everything.
- complicated and lost: in the aftermath of vox’s mass-murder-suicide attempt/failed uprising, alastor gives him a visit. it changes nothing, but it helps.
- the thrill of the chase: one year after their first encounter, alastor is in heat again. this time his invitation to vox is planned and their contract is clear: he wants vox to chase him down.
- things we never dids: (non-nsfw) in which many things come to light, all earth-shattering.
- real bad business: “you're going to finish. quickly.” the words came out hushed but stern, like alastor was scolding him. “there is a dead body around that corner and I don't feel like getting caught because you couldn’t behave if your own life depended on it.”
- non-negotiable promotion: having made no deals to secure his power, alastor has spent his afterlife in Hell a fairly average Sinner. now, with a new employer, in a new role and arguably a new world, he has a lot to learn if he’s going to make a place for himself at voxtek.
- no more war, no more clothes: alastor expected vox to treat him like an enemy and is sorely disappointed. with a little assist from valentino, though, perhaps there was still some fun to be had.
- brand me: vox gifts alastor a branded thigh jewelry with the voxtek logo on it.
- never forget: he hadn’t ever imagined himself in this situation; kissing someone, anyone, let alone a man. oh, but Alastor did love his little fan.
- two for the show: apparently whatever camaraderie he and vpx’s so-called goons have been developing, it doesn’t extend far enough to stop them from ditching his ass to vox’s temper. and, fuck, is vox in a temper.
- no ring needed: on the verge of heat, alastor insists on going out and causing trouble. a brief encounter with some idiot in a bar leads him to stake his claim on his sweet, doting alpha.
- terms and conditions: vox is presented with a last chance to submit on his own terms. the fact that it's to alastor is just a coincidence.
- never forget: oh, but alastor did love his little fan. his lovely picture box, full of wonderful chatter and ambitious ideas. who knew his mouth could do more than prattle on!
- the art of overcompensation: alastor has forever been used to a certain nuisance of an alpha circling him at a distance like a shark every time he goes into heat. until, as it turns out, he learns that vox is not an alpha at all.
- 666: Live On Air!: alastor decides to indulge vox's obvious psychosexual obsession with him— for the sake of curiosity and entertainment, of course!
- alastor/lucifer magne | morningstar
- say my name: alastor and lucifer get drunk, alastor challenges him on that 'show you sloppy' threat, and lucifer follows through until something makes him crumble along with the bellhop.
- anything to shut you up: he had been ready for violence– claws and teeth and blood– he had not been ready for– for whatever this was–.
- third party interference: vox was pretty much going for a celebratory fuck with val to top off what has so far been the best day of his un-life. he isn’t under the impression that he could get alastor to actually participate— except he actually kind of is. participating.
- ain't misbehavin: alastor’s microphone, typically an obedient and useful conduit for his power, was misbehaving. stranger than that, it had seemed to develop an infatuation with one lucifer morningstar.
- strange how we fit each other: lucifer’s wings are beautiful. and he does not allow anyone to touch them.
- burn me down: lucifer avoids physical contact with those around him because even the brush of his clothed skin can cause them pain. alastor considers it a bonus feature.
- untouched: alastor is going to kill a few birds with one stone and have a little well-earned fun.
- a cracked smile and a silent shout: he never should have made that fucking bet.
- valentino/vox/velvette
- oh please have mercy: val gets so overstimulated by his own prehensile dick that his demonic form comes out.
- silken sparks: being the youngest overlord in hell, velvette is fond of technology. vox is her favorite toy.
- uh oh, the tv is buffering! : in which vox's people find him in the aftermath of his musical breakdown.
- valentino/vox
- hard reset: (non-nsfw) vox hasn't really been alive since that day. velvette and valentino hammer the last nail in the coffin.
- it never worked before: valentino doesn’t think vox’s mind control works on him at all. vox tests that theory.
- i'm selfish, i'm obscene: valentino likes to party. vox doesn't. he isn't bothered in the slightest. he isn't.
- alastor/angel dust
- go with the flow: to his credit, alastor has an incredible poker face.
- death's own dream: (hazbin hotel) alastor has no problem defending his new investment (and certainly no problem killing for it) but when angel dust follows him into the fray they find themselves cultivating an understanding of each other that they'd never encountered before.
- alastor/angel dust/husker
- glitter in the gloom: if this was arachniss’ fucked up way of getting angel back for messing with his gun last week, he’d shoot the bastard’s knees out.
- angel dust/vox/valentino
- drowning in your energy: angel dust is, abruptly, very glad he called the mood val was in and didn't dress up or spend a long time perfecting his makeup. vox likes the messy look, he knows, he likes making his partners cry.
- angel dust/vox
- insomniacs: after entertaining vox and valentino, angel dust finds himself stuck in the middle of their bed, unsatisfied and unable to sleep. his wiggling wakes up vox.
- valentino/vox/vox's assistant
- angel dust/husker
- at his word: “tell me what you're thinking,” husk says. “i wanna figure out when i don't want sex,” angel finally says.
- HELLUVA BOSS
- blitzo/stolas goetia
- clockwork: do you think you could handle it?
- they run at night: (non-nsfw) blitzo is always moving because when his body stops, his mind races. this almost always leads to a terrible fucking idea.
- a helluva mess: it’s just that there’s pleasure, and then there’s business, and never the twain shall meet.
- blitzo/striker
- love is a feelin': striker and blitzo deal with the sexual tension.
- thirsty: striker and blitzo celebrate their new partnership
- blitzo/fizzarolli
- cut the tension: blitz opens his mouth as if to speak, but what the fuck do you say to the guy whose boyfriend you just porked?
apr 6 2024 ∞
dec 25 2025 +