Last night I did this thing, Where I talked to random people at the bar. I took some little swings, and it actually got me pretty farther than I ever thought It would.

I used to have more confidence in college.

When I knew every person at the party, I was rock solid. Now I'm a stranger to sara with no H. And i'm paying thirteen dollars for a drink.

And she told me I remind her of Ted Mosby, I said "Honestly i'm flattered.", she said "Don't be.", I said "really no i'm flattered, Teds annoying but I like Josh Radnor!"

She said "Who?" I said "The actor".

I'm lonely on one island and I wanna let my hair cut down. And I look for love online, but there's gotta be more ways to take advantage of my prime, I mean come on...

I used to have more confidence in highschool When I won Choirs biggest heartthrob, and felt cool when I smoked. But now marijuana makes me overthink. And I'm paying eighteen dollars for a drink.

And she told me I remind her of Ted Mosby, "Is it because I keep talking?", she said "Mostly.", "Not to say that i'm not flattered, After all I really like Josh Radnor!"

She said "Who?" I said "The actor".

She said "Who?" I said "The actor".

She said "Who?" I said "The actor".

Who plays him on T.V. On T.V

And I don't recognize this person that i've become here at the bar, I kind of like it though, I'm giving finance bro, and that's a start. And although i'm know to share my deepest secrets right away, I don't think Sara With no H needs to know that I crochet.

Guess, I can be The Actor! Cue the laughter! I can play a character! Life ain't so different from T.V.

We each said "I can have another." I said "Jinx!" Now i'm paying Forty dollars for our drinks.

And she told me I remind her of Ted Mosby, I said "Honestly, I'll take Ted over Barney!", She said "Barneys problematic, but I've always loved, Neil patrick harris!"

I said "Who?" She said "The actor!"

I said "Who?" She said "The actor!"

"Do you like him, or like the Actor?" "Who plays him...on T.V"

"This one's on me!"