• Tall, lanky angelfaces. Usually they're European (read: various shades of pale). Shit-stirring streak preferred but not mandatory. Sexy accent appreciated but also not mandatory
    • Nicky Wire
      • Also falls under type 6, hardcore
    • Calvin Harris
      • Also a bit of type 2 in there
    • Mathias Lauridsen
      • Also falls under type 3
    • Does Tom Mison count, or is he more type 2?
      • Or even type 4 (sans the "little" part) when he's Ichabod Crane?
  • The kind of guys everyone fancied in school
    • Larry Mullen Jr.
      • Sometimes also falls under type 4
    • Damon Albarn
    • Christian Coulson
      • HARDCORE. I even went to school with a couple of guys who vaguely resembled him, and they were both handsome fakas whom everyone fancied
  • The pretty ones, also usually various shades of pale
    • Joshua Hayward
      • Could also fall under type 1, but daaaaamn
    • Cillian Murphy
    • Richey Edwards
  • Scruffy little he-men who look like they reek of whiskey and cigarettes
    • James Dean Bradfield
    • Bono in the ZooTV days
    • Colin O'Donoghue
      • Sans the "little" part, I guess
    • Simon Muthafuckin' Green
      • Also sans the "little" part - can confirm. But am pretty sure he does not reek of whiskey and cigarettes...
      • Starting to think I have a sub-type: guys with wavy/curly dark hair
    • Tom Payne
      • Though he looks more like he'd smell of Jameson Gold and Cuban cigars rather than Black Velvet and Marlboro, so I'm not sure if he falls into this category. Maybe type 2?
      • Oh I dunno, now I've seen him all grown out for Jesus...
  • Guys who look like Slavic criminals
    • Maksim Chmerkovskiy when he had the buzz cut
  • Teddybear dudes ;)
  • The ones I can't explain
    • Faris Badwan
      • Wait, no, I CAN explain
        • He's over a foot taller than I am, and that is hot
        • Dude's got a voice like wow wow wow, and that is hot
        • Uh...no, keeping that reason to myself. Sorry
feb 12 2013 ∞
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