Huzzah! Andy Richter Controls the Universe

• "Uh, listen. I wasn't gonna say this before because I wanted to be supportive and non-judgmental, but your religion is laugh-out-loud stupid."
• "It was a homoerotic dogpile built on respect."
• "I'm shy. It's endearing!"
• "Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish... And his wife!"
• "My mind is full of despair and my body is full of sex bugs."
• "The fishing wasn't that great, but the sock-buying was FANTASTIC!"
• "Blackmail is such an ugly word. Ugly, and inapplicable."
• "Apparently you have to book bears in advance."
• "I rented a documentary on Rio last night. Apparently the girls have gone wild."
• "Aside from babies, is there anyone more selfish than the dead?"
• "There's going to be a duct tape wedding. Cover your genitalia and run!"
• (Andy's brain, to Andy) "You wouldn't have this problem if you killed yourself after the prom like I told you to."