• Become a Notary (ain't no party like an NNA party...)
  • See Iceland
  • Learn binary (just enough to ask where the bathroom is)
  • The Grim-Reaper-waiting-for-the-bus deal (which we shan't get into here)
  • Your sister
  • Join Mensa (stranger things...)
  • Get an ironic tattoo ("Nic Cage, Ghost Rider" inside a flaming heart at the small of my back, oh yes)
  • Mean it, the next time I tell someone that I will destroy them. Morbo voice or not. I WILL DESTROY YOU.
jun 2 2009 ∞
jun 7 2009 +