• the umbrella academy
    • hedonistic debauchery: diego catches allison and luther. he gets flustered. klaus finds this hilarious, and goes to poke him about it.
    • growing pains: vanya can't keep count of the number of times strangers have mistaken five as her son.
    • you make me sick for being so perfect: already feeling unwell, eudora's hormones get the better of her and she snaps during an training incident at the Police Academy. a concerned diego shows up at her apartment and takes care of her in more ways than one.
    • wild thing: there’s a beast stirring inside him, wild and unfettered, and it wants vanya.
    • all kinked up and high strung: alternatively: klaus gives diego a massage, since, you know, he's already back there, and things get a bit carried away.
    • room to breathe: (not nsfw) he collapsed on the bathroom floor, struggling to suck down breaths with the taste of ash thick on his tongue.
    • touch yourself again through me: “god. fuck. you little shit, vanya. get it out, already.”
    • summer heat: vanya is having trouble reaching...self-satisfaction. luckily the smartest person she knows, five, lives a room away.
    • something between a warning and a prayer: “so you mean...” klaus frowns, gesticulating meaningfully with his hands at vanya. “you’ve never had...with a partner?”
    • a little unsteady: (not nsfw) klaus leaves for the week and five causes chaos without him.
    • raise tiny daggers up to heaven: (not nsfw) eudora rescues klaus and survives. she does it all on her own.
    • pauldron: 1:12, 8/24/19; klaus, unprovoked, referred to five as quote "a gerteratic little popover" unquote.
    • pin cushion: they save the world, and it’s a couple of weeks before klaus notices the nipple ring.
    • touch me, touch me: it’s been fifteen years since klaus last saw diego. For diego, it hasn’t been long at all.
    • grim adventures of broken toys: look at all these shiny toys you bought and broke, he thinks, as he comes straight up diego's chest, and across his open, panting mouth - while ben watches.
    • a win-win proposition: “i think we should have bad sex,” said five.
    • take it home and tie it down: after everything is said and done, vanya decides to go off her pills permanently. all of them. five helps with the side effects.
    • i've got a present for you: “don’t be a spoilsport, i’ve got a present for you.” diego’s lungs constrict as klaus’ tongue darts out to wet his lip. “but now you can’t have it until you beat me.”
    • shiny and new: klaus has something to confess.
    • drying out: klaus comes to five for help when going through withdrawals. five knows just how to provide the perfect distraction.
    • love will leave a mark: klaus just has such lovely pale skin.
    • i like the way you look baby: ben groans deeply enough that klaus feels the vibration in his spine. “don’t talk to me about the nipple piercing.”
    • changed to keep up with it: five doesn’t seem bothered to have been caught stroking diego’s face; he looks like he’s thinking hard.
    • all kinked up and strung out: klaus gives diego a massage, since, you know, he's already back there, and things get a bit carried away.
    • dulce periculum: five wants something stronger than alcohol.
    • negative spaces: diego never knows what to expect when it comes to klaus, only that he probably shouldn't expect much.
    • money: "come on." diego pats his thigh, so fucking smug. "come here."
    • hawaii five-o: he gets his hands pressing into the steep curve between five's hip and his ribcage.
    • to be young again: five has the mind of a 58 year-old and the body of a pubescent teenager.
    • aftershocks: saving the world is hard work, is klaus’ last thought before succumbing to the heat of the puppy pile he and his other siblings have formed.
    • our triangle: five likes to watch the two people he loves get each other off; vanya and klaus are more than happy to oblige.
    • every secret that i keep: five catches sight of vanya's face, eyes screwed shut and one hand covering her mouth, and the other hand— oh.
    • overgrown: the one where klaus can’t seem to find the way back to his own room, and diego only pretends to care.
    • i wanna play house with you: klaus and diego think five is a little high-strung.
    • a better love deserving of: five is tired of waiting.
    • gift-wrapped: diego discovers five's secret.
    • i'll take you there: when it comes to fucking around, klaus has definitely met his match in diego.
    • our love is not a line: klaus is restless.
    • haunt you via the rear view mirror: klaus, of course, has no respect for this and finds a way around diego’s iron will and self control with great ease.
    • sing it out, hard as you can: the first time it happens, klaus doesn’t notice.
    • the time has come for closing books: klaus is observant, okay?
    • moonlight: diego has never been called beautiful before.
    • the devil's jaws are far too weak: truthfully, it’s far from the strangest thing ben’s ever done.
    • warm enough: once he realizes ben can be solid again, klaus wastes no time.
    • how can i tell you all that you just are?: it takes diego an embarrassingly long time to understand why klaus always asks for the knives.
    • maybe they'll leave you alone: “why are you doing it in my bed?” it being klaus touching himself.
    • short skirt weather: “i’m going to have the worst beard burn of my life, might as well make it so I can’t sit down at all.”
    • can you wear it on your sleeve?: it’s all because of an innocuous comment. klaus means it as a joke, even.
    • fire of life: klaus needs it rough, and diego gives it to him.
    • how do i get you alone: "like i said, you're the last person i would date."
    • double-sided: it’s been so long coming—pun intended—and klaus can’t figure out if he wants it to last or wants to come right this second.
    • loosen up: the worst part of sobriety is the boredom. diego thinks he has a solution.
    • tumble: two times diego notices klaus in women's clothing, with vastly different outcomes.
    • swallow: diego has never sucked a cock before, he decides that needs to change
mar 11 2019 ∞
apr 23 2019 +