- asmr
- baby powder
- being forced to provide a phone number to sign up for something
- bullet journals
- call of duty
- clinginess
- coyote/wolf bounties
- crypto
- drake
- england
- fax machines
- fortunes in fortune cookies that give me advice or tell me facts/jokes instead of giving me a fortune
- funko pops
- jokes based on extroversion/introversion
- katy perry
- "love languages" being talked about sincerely
- minimalism
- mornings
- mountain climbing (i would never do it but just, like, that it's an activity that exists)
- neil patrick harris
- new york city
- non-violence as a worldview
- old book smell
- papier mache
- podcasts
- pranks
- self-care advice from workplaces/schools that cause the distress that makes you seek self-care in the first place
- see also: time management tips. i manage my time just fine, you just give too much work
- the bass line for blondie's 'one way or another'
- the smell of gasoline
- the smell of whole wheat bread
- the word "vis-a-vis"
- true crime
- enjoyed it a lot as a genre until a relative of a high school friend of mine disappeared and i got to read random internet strangers accusing said friend of murder because "you have to start somewhere and she's the only relative we know about"
- seriously if you are into true crime, i am begging you, just don't be a ghoul about victim's families
- two or more songs by the same artist placed consecutively on a mix
- weak handshakes
- but also insisting on handshakes at all now that we are in perma-pandemic mode
- wearing jewelry
- when bullet journals are fancy
- when cleaning/organization articles are like "your house shouldn't be a museum" and show they fully misunderstand the point of a museum (care, cleaning, curation, and being very selective with what stays in the collection)
- when kids glom onto me and their parents just let them because they are grateful to have a moment to breathe
- no shade on the kids here, but on their parents who 100% know i am Not Able To Do This
- when online shops show a different color option and you click and it's a totally different color
- when people do something they know you don't like and then go overboard explaining why it is Good And Fine that they are doing the thing
- like honestly good job i like you less for doing the thing and i think you're way less cool because you care so much about my slightly lowered opinion
- when people get overly precious about books. your mass market paperback of a nyt bestseller is not a rare medieval manuscript, go ahead and dog-ear those pages
- when stores market fleecy clothes as "sherpa-lined," implying that they skinned a human being
- when you go to open something in a new tab and it opens in both the new tab and the old one
- wuthering heights
- youtube thumbnails where the youtuber is making a shocked face
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