• I am very handsome. Sometimes I look in the mirror and think to myself “I have committed horrible acts” [x]
  • all horror movies are torture porn because i jerk my penis to them and all horror movies are elevated horror because my penis elevates when i watch them [x]
  • By the power vested in me I now pronounce you... Blocked & deleted. You may now... ... Kiss my ass [x]
  • “sorry for the rant” ok but have u considered I’d catch a bullet for you ? Stand in a queue for hours if it meant seeing ur face in the end ? take the long way home bcs I love every second spent w you ? Have you? u silly lil friend of mine 🙄 [x]
jun 25 2024 ∞
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