- Wishing Adam a heartfelt happy birthday in June (vs January)
- When I tried to get a refill of popcorn but manager said no refills, then I said we spilled popcorn and he had an employee check while we stared each other down. Couldn't get confirmed in time so he just gave me popcorn (I saw employee as I walked back into theater)
- Russ had lunch with me even tho I tried a home remedy for age spots and had scabs everywhere because it went wrong and he gave me a rehab character to help me get thru it
- When I told V about a fart he didn't hear from me via text a few days after it happened.
- When a girl I admired walked into the nail salon as I was getting a crazy head massage (Levine) and sat next to me.
- When my leg was asleep and someone came to the door and I jumped up and fell on my face (in my cabin in Bali).
- When I acted excited when a fireman was telling me about a memorial procession happening the next morning. For some reason I thought he said parade and didn't realize the mistake until I walked away.
- When I had to ask a couple if they were in the wrong seats before the film The Butler (she had the wrong time for her ticket) it was a civil rights movie. she was African American. Larry David moment.
- Throwing up on myself while driving over the bar bridge and my date waiting for me at my apartment when I arrived.
- When I literally fell into a guy's butt while walking down the stairs of the subway station. I grabbed onto his right pocket as my cheek pressed firmly against his left butt cheek. I was so embarrassed. His girlfriend looked at me like I was crazy.
- The times I've jumped out of vehicles (sometimes moving), or jumped into pools, or ran away screaming because an insect was buzzing near me.
- When my english professor at Berkeley came to class soaking wet because the men's bathroom toilet exploded. It was sympathy embarrassment. He asked me to lead discussion until he could dry off somewhere.
- when both John and I were separately trying to get Kristin Bell to remember us, via photos on our phone. And she didn't.
- When a camel spit on me at the SF zoo.
- When my hair caught on fire at Joe's show (no harm done but it stunk up the bar). They put the candles so darn low!
- When I fell dancing at our Halloween party --partially booze to blame but I'm clumsy (someone took a picture of course).
- When I passed gas in gymnastics in 5th grade while doing the splits.
- When my arm was asleep behind my head (in my studio apt while attending UC Berkeley), and I woke in the middle of the night thinking someone was in bed with me and I screamed and ran into the hallway.
- When I left a number 2 in the potty and adam pointed it out.
- When Liane read my list of strange places I've had sex in my listography and thought one was referring to my butt.
- Serenading a friend for her birthday in front of a lot of people.
- When I walked into the glass doors at whole foods and my co-workers saw me.
- When my halloween costume was cutting off my circulation in my forehead and I didn't realize it (my doctor's costume).
- When I cooked a pizza in a friend's apartment and it slipped like a coin into a slot machine between the oven rack and then down into the stove vent.
- Pretty much every time I've fallen though I'm use to it now because I fall all the time.
- For Toki: when toki thought he got a modeling job but they got the dog names mixed up and it was actually Eddie getting the job (Johnny's dog).
- When Johnny and I got a massage at a blind center in Cambodia and it was pretty rough inside
may 16 2008 ∞
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