- 1. 'MAY A SMILE BE YOUR UMBRELLA.' - Gordon Cole (David Lynch)
- 2. 'In the grand design, women were definitely drawn from a different set of blueprints.' - Dale Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan)
- 3. 'Diane, last night I dreamed I was eating a large, tasteless gumdrop, and awoke to discover I was chewing on one of my foam disposable earplugs. Perhaps I should consider moderating my nighttime coffee consumption.' - Dale Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan)
- 4. 'Complications set in — yes, complications. How many times have we heard: 'it's simple'. Nothing is simple. We live in a world where nothing is simple. Each day, just when we think we have a handle on things, suddenly some new element is introduced and everything is complicated once again. What is the secret? What is the secret to simplicity, to the pure and simple life? Are our appetites, our desires undermining us? Is the cart in front of the horse?' - Log Lady (Catherine E. Coulson)
- 5. 'COOP, YOU REMIND ME TODAY OF A SMALL MEXICAN CHIHUAHUA.' - Gordon Cole (David Lynch)
- 6. 'Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot black coffee...' - Dale Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan)
- 7. 'There was a fish... in... the percolator!' - Pete Martell (Jack Nance)
- 8. 'THE WORD LINKAGE REMINDS ME OF SAUSAGE. NEVER CARED MUCH FOR THE LINKS, PREFERRED THE PATTIES. BUT BREAKFAST IS A REAL GOOD IDEA. BONZAI! REMEMBER THOSE OLD WORLD WAR II MOVIES? BONZAAIIIII!!!!' - Gordon Cole (David Lynch)
- 9. 'Twenty four hour room service must be one of the premier achievements of modern civilization...' - Dale Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan)
- 10. 'There's only one problem with you. You're perfect.' - Audrey Horne (Sherilyn Fenn)
- 11. 'Gentlemen, when two separate events occur simultaneously pertaining to the same object of inquiry, we must always pay strict attention.' - Dale Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan)
- 12. 'Achievement is it's own reward; pride obscures it.' - Major Briggs (Don S. Davis)
- 13. 'WELL, SEEING YOUR BEAUTY NOW I FEEL AS THOUGH MY STOMACH IS FILLED WITH A TEAM OF BUMBLEBEES.' - Gordon Cole (David Lynch)
- 14. 'Dammit, Ben. It isn't that simple. I believe you. I applaud your desire to do the right thing... but goodness in you is like a timebomb. And there's nothing good about ruined lives.' - Dr. Hayward (Warren Frost)
- 14. 'They got a cherry pie there that'll kill ya.' - Dale Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan)
- 15. 'The first thing I will tell you is: there is a man in a smiling bag. The second thing is: the owls are not what they seem. The third thing is: without chemicals, he points.' - The Giant (Carel Struycken)
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