- When I Die I Give My Friends Permission To Change My Status To “Is Dead”
- I don't care if it's 5 minutes or a whole night, i just want to see you.
- "Nerd?" We prefer the term "intellectual badass."
- "dammit im mad" backwards is "dammit im mad" OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIT.
- long bike rides in the rain
- Man Law
- RULES OF SHOTGUN
- I daydream randomly and then realise I'm staring at someone by mistake.
- Hate it when you read something you dont want to know, and your heart sinks
- I close my eyes for a second and then wake up and i've slept for two hours
- Brent Eldridge is The Man
- Laughing So Hard It's Silent
- George Daniel Tourkow
- I'm so tired but I want to stay up and talk to you :D
- I Will Go Slightly Out of My Way To Step On That Crunchy-looking Leaf
- My door was closed when you came in, dont walk off and leave it open.
- I've never met you, but I know your name. Please don't think I'm a stalker.
- I was alive when Barack Obama was elected president.
- I change the date on homework so my teachers don't think I procrastinate.
- 3 Day Weekends
- I hate cigarettes
- Tom, Its Been 30 Years ... Your Not Going To Eat Jerry.
- I was obsessed with the automatic coupon dispensers when I was little.
- I'm The Boy. You're The Girl. Make Me A Sandwich Or We Don't Talk Today
- If Facebook didn't exist my homework would get done in less than 3 hours.
- I hate getting all cozy in bed and then remembering I forgot to ...
- Trying to delete useless characters in a text to make it under 160.
- Did Kobe Just Make That?
- I Love The Kid Who Writes The Answers In The Textbook!
- FLINCHING IN BED COZ YOU HAD A DREAM YOU WERE FALLING
- When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it too.
- "BRB... IM NOT REALLY GOING ANYWHERE, BUT NEITHER IS THIS CONVERSATION"
- I Don't Know My Room Numbers for My Classes, I Just Remember Where They Are.
- HAHA do you remember when...? Oh, that wasnt you.
- Don't ask for my opinion and get mad when I tell you the truth
- The best conversations happen after 10pm...
- I Have Died Over 147 Times for Not Having Forwarded Those Chain E-mails
- Saying "wow, you're cool!" sarcastically.
- I have texted while lying down and dropped the phone on my face.
- Edward Cullen is a fictional character and he will never love you.
- Team Jacob? Team Edward? How about Team Shut the fuck up
- Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud
- Stopping the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the "BEEP"s
- All those years I watched "Blues Clues" I Didn't know Blue was a girl.
- I'm the Boy, you're the Girl. Unlike you, I dont mind not talking today. Real Estate (why the heck is this under real estate??)
- Trying to balance the light switch between ON and OFF
- I forgot your name,so I'm going to wait for someone else to say it first
- Everyone's house has a different smell. BUT I CANT SMELL MINE!!!!!!
- Accomplishing something before the microwave reaches :00.
- yelling "GET SOME!!" when your friend is talking to the person they like
- "NOBODY TALK! i have to call my parents."
- I love days in class when all we do is chill and talk the whole time
- Asking a question you already know just to see if the person will lie
- That mood where everything seems hysterically funny
- Blasting music when you're home alone
- You're not sorry you did it. You're sorry I found out.
- Knowing you are dreaming and being able to control what you do
- I Try To Finish My Dream By Trying To Sleep Again After Waking Up
- I Stand In The Shower for An Hour Because I like Hot Water.
- The guy who discovered milk, what was he doing with the cow?
- I Wish I Could Record My Dreams and Watch Them Later
- I miss you. The old you. The new one sucks.
- You look at them, They look at you, You quickly look somewhere else..AWKWARD
- I hate it when i get a text, but its not from the person i wanted.
- Don't complain about grading 140 essays over the weekend, you assigned it.
- i feel my phone vibrate when it doesn't.
- Having a 100% sarcastic conversation with someone who thinks youre serious.
- You give 1 person chewing gum & suddenly everyone within 10 miles wants one
- Pretending your writing so the teacher doesnt call on you
- I hate that sunday night "school the next day" feeling
- I love staying up late!
- i HATE when the desk in front of me doesn't have a basket for my feet!
- Shut up, The World Won't End in 2012.
- Randomely laughing because you remembered something funny.
- Not Playing Farmville
- Don't worry, I also don't know what to do while they sing me Happy Birthday
- I raise my hand for obvious answers so I don't get called on later.
- If I know I won't get called on, I raise my hand for questions I don't know the answer to so it looks like I've raised my hand a lot.
- When I see the words Why? or Explain. on my homework I die a little inside
- In kindergarden I hated naptime, but nowadays I would kill for a nap
- I hate when I orginally pick the right answer then change it.
- I hate it when I think of a really good comeback AFTER the argument
- After Monday & Tuesday even the Calender says W T F...
- 63 Notifications Later and I regret Liking Your Status
- Everything is funnier when you're with your bestfriend.
- When i spell wednesday i actually say "WED NES DAY" to myself
- I Don't Care If There's Plenty More Fish In The Sea. I Want THAT Fish!
- Pretending you don't see someone you know in public.
- Pressing the send button on a risky text.
- You Would
- "yes mom, i'm doing my homework" (minimize facebook).
- I love it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke.
- Sorry, I can't. My parents are Asian.
- Hello? I'm on my way mom. I'm a minute away. CLICK. Crap I gotta leave now.
- Not being able to finish a sentence because your laughing about the ending.
- Having a friend you can talk about anything with and it wont be awkward.
- Realizing you borrowed the pen you're sticking in your mouth.
- We live in California we don't wear shoes.
- I hate getting texts that say "k."
- Accidently missing a spot when you shave.
- My First Or Last Name Will Constantly Be Spelled Or Pronounced Wrong.
- I do random things when i talk on the phone like pace, spin in circles, etc.
- My governor is also the Terminator....How about you?
- I hate people who walk really slow infront of you and can't get past them.
- My English Teacher finds more deep meaning in a book than the author
- OK I Swear I Just Heard Someone Say My Name
- Bonfires
- When I was your age, we had 9 planets
- Yelling at inanimate objects
- English Accents
- Saying "I'm Tired" When Your Actually Sad
- the 'i need a hug' mood
- I hate when dentists start talking to you after they tell you to open up.
- I have no idea what you just said so i'm going to smile and say "yeah."
- I was waiting for a reply and then realized I never even sent the last text.
- Saying "Or Not" When People Do the Complete Opposite of What You Just Said.
- Guys, trust us, we dont think its annoying when you text us 24-7 (if i enjoy talking to you....)
- I've Never Actually Heard a Baby Say "GooGoo GaaGaa"
- Assigned seats? Really? This is high school..
- Losing Something You Just Had And Getting Really Frustrated
- Oh sorry you've got a bf/gf now, i forgot i no longer exist to you.
- NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR FAT, PULL DOWN YOUR SHIRT SWEETIE.
- Why does "6 Flags" use an old man to attract children to a theme park?
- Writing in random answers because the homework is checked by completion
- You caught me staring at you, but I caught you staring back.
- reaching the point where harmless procrastination meets "oh god im screwed."
- Staring at people to make them feel uncomfortable or awkward, just for fun.
- When I Die, Someone Should Keep Updating My Status To Freak Out People (Kait)
- Sometimes I get the urge to just lay on my floor
- Of Course I Flinched! You Almost Punched Me In The Face!!!
- I survived the 2010 LA/OC Tornado.
- southern california; the only place where kids get excited for tornadoes.
- Hi, I'm a boy, I lie about my feelings all the time and ruin your life :).
- Counting how many hours of sleep I will get right before I go to bed
- F.I.N.A.L.S.= F*CK IM NOT ASIAN LIFE SUCKS.
- Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care.
- Saying "No one cares" right in the middle of someone speaking.
- Sweetie, don't flatter yourself: he's desperate & you're easy.
- I love waking up to see i have more time to sleep.
- I Use My Cell Phone To See In The Dark
- I love those moments where you just smile and think, "i love life."
- There would be less drunk driving in the world if taco bell delivered.
- I CRINGE WHEN I THINK OF MY AWKWARD PAST
- It's amazing how much things can change in just one year.
- you know your lazy when you call someone in the same house.
- I met you. I liked you. I got to know you. Your such a dick.
- Your my bestfriend because i wouldnt dare to be this weird with anyone else.
- talk to you all night, die from lack of sleep next day..worth every minute
- Not wanting to get out of a warm bed in the morning
- WHAT THE HECK?!?! I SHOT THAT GUY LIKE 50 TIMES AND HE DIDN'T DIE!!!?!
- Right When I'm About To Win, I Die/Crash.
- When a girl says "It's fine" it actually means YOURE FUUUUUCCCKKKKEDDDD
- Sometimes you forgive people simply because you still want them in ur life
- I've lived in 3 decades, 2 centuries & 2 milleniums & I'm not even 20 yet!
- If I could punch you without getting in trouble, beleive me, i would
- I don't know what to talk about, but i wanna talk to you.
- My room is not messy; it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.
- Yeah, ok, yes, yeah, yeah, ok, yes, ok, i know, ok, yes, BYE MOM.
- You know you are from California if...
- WHEN I READ CAPITALS, THERE IS A SHOUTING VOICE IN MY HEAD
- Six Degrees Of Separation
- Giving your best friend a look and they know exactly what you are thinking.
- I want to re-live that night...
- Girls shorter than 5'5"
- Getting a mini heart attack when someone texts you "I have a question..."
- No. I dont get high or drunk. I can just deal with my problems.
- i wish i could see you more often ♥ :(
- you're cooler than the flip side of a pillow
- Dwight Howard
- its hard gettin used to not talkin to some1 when u talked to them everyday.
- I still want to be your friend after High School.
- Did u read? "NO," How about u? "NO." "Please clear ur desks." WE'RE SCREWED.
- You have no idea how much I love talking to you.
- Nerdy Pickup Lines
- I hate going to bed mad or upset with someone I truly care about.
- the second i see you, im happy. :)
jan 17 2010 ∞
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