• When I Die I Give My Friends Permission To Change My Status To “Is Dead”
  • I don't care if it's 5 minutes or a whole night, i just want to see you.
  • "Nerd?" We prefer the term "intellectual badass."
  • "dammit im mad" backwards is "dammit im mad" OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIT.
  • long bike rides in the rain
  • Man Law
  • RULES OF SHOTGUN
  • I daydream randomly and then realise I'm staring at someone by mistake.
  • Hate it when you read something you dont want to know, and your heart sinks
  • I close my eyes for a second and then wake up and i've slept for two hours
  • Brent Eldridge is The Man
  • Laughing So Hard It's Silent
  • George Daniel Tourkow
  • I'm so tired but I want to stay up and talk to you :D
  • I Will Go Slightly Out of My Way To Step On That Crunchy-looking Leaf
  • My door was closed when you came in, dont walk off and leave it open.
  • I've never met you, but I know your name. Please don't think I'm a stalker.
  • I was alive when Barack Obama was elected president.
  • I change the date on homework so my teachers don't think I procrastinate.
  • 3 Day Weekends
  • I hate cigarettes
  • Tom, Its Been 30 Years ... Your Not Going To Eat Jerry.
  • I was obsessed with the automatic coupon dispensers when I was little.
  • I'm The Boy. You're The Girl. Make Me A Sandwich Or We Don't Talk Today
  • If Facebook didn't exist my homework would get done in less than 3 hours.
  • I hate getting all cozy in bed and then remembering I forgot to ...
  • Trying to delete useless characters in a text to make it under 160.
  • Did Kobe Just Make That?
  • I Love The Kid Who Writes The Answers In The Textbook!
  • FLINCHING IN BED COZ YOU HAD A DREAM YOU WERE FALLING
  • When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it too.
  • "BRB... IM NOT REALLY GOING ANYWHERE, BUT NEITHER IS THIS CONVERSATION"
  • I Don't Know My Room Numbers for My Classes, I Just Remember Where They Are.
  • HAHA do you remember when...? Oh, that wasnt you.
  • Don't ask for my opinion and get mad when I tell you the truth
  • The best conversations happen after 10pm...
  • I Have Died Over 147 Times for Not Having Forwarded Those Chain E-mails
  • Saying "wow, you're cool!" sarcastically.
  • I have texted while lying down and dropped the phone on my face.
  • Edward Cullen is a fictional character and he will never love you.
  • Team Jacob? Team Edward? How about Team Shut the fuck up
  • Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud
  • Stopping the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the "BEEP"s
  • All those years I watched "Blues Clues" I Didn't know Blue was a girl.
  • I'm the Boy, you're the Girl. Unlike you, I dont mind not talking today. Real Estate (why the heck is this under real estate??)
  • Trying to balance the light switch between ON and OFF
  • I forgot your name,so I'm going to wait for someone else to say it first
  • Everyone's house has a different smell. BUT I CANT SMELL MINE!!!!!!
  • Accomplishing something before the microwave reaches :00.
  • yelling "GET SOME!!" when your friend is talking to the person they like
  • "NOBODY TALK! i have to call my parents."
  • I love days in class when all we do is chill and talk the whole time
  • Asking a question you already know just to see if the person will lie
  • That mood where everything seems hysterically funny
  • Blasting music when you're home alone
  • You're not sorry you did it. You're sorry I found out.
  • Knowing you are dreaming and being able to control what you do
  • I Try To Finish My Dream By Trying To Sleep Again After Waking Up
  • I Stand In The Shower for An Hour Because I like Hot Water.
  • The guy who discovered milk, what was he doing with the cow?
  • I Wish I Could Record My Dreams and Watch Them Later
  • I miss you. The old you. The new one sucks.
  • You look at them, They look at you, You quickly look somewhere else..AWKWARD
  • I hate it when i get a text, but its not from the person i wanted.
  • Don't complain about grading 140 essays over the weekend, you assigned it.
  • i feel my phone vibrate when it doesn't.
  • Having a 100% sarcastic conversation with someone who thinks youre serious.
  • You give 1 person chewing gum & suddenly everyone within 10 miles wants one
  • Pretending your writing so the teacher doesnt call on you
  • I hate that sunday night "school the next day" feeling
  • I love staying up late!
  • i HATE when the desk in front of me doesn't have a basket for my feet!
  • Shut up, The World Won't End in 2012.
  • Randomely laughing because you remembered something funny.
  • Not Playing Farmville
  • Don't worry, I also don't know what to do while they sing me Happy Birthday
  • I raise my hand for obvious answers so I don't get called on later.
  • If I know I won't get called on, I raise my hand for questions I don't know the answer to so it looks like I've raised my hand a lot.
  • When I see the words Why? or Explain. on my homework I die a little inside
  • In kindergarden I hated naptime, but nowadays I would kill for a nap
  • I hate when I orginally pick the right answer then change it.
  • I hate it when I think of a really good comeback AFTER the argument
  • After Monday & Tuesday even the Calender says W T F...
  • 63 Notifications Later and I regret Liking Your Status
  • Everything is funnier when you're with your bestfriend.
  • When i spell wednesday i actually say "WED NES DAY" to myself
  • I Don't Care If There's Plenty More Fish In The Sea. I Want THAT Fish!
  • Pretending you don't see someone you know in public.
  • Pressing the send button on a risky text.
  • You Would
  • "yes mom, i'm doing my homework" (minimize facebook).
  • I love it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke.
  • Sorry, I can't. My parents are Asian.
  • Hello? I'm on my way mom. I'm a minute away. CLICK. Crap I gotta leave now.
  • Not being able to finish a sentence because your laughing about the ending.
  • Having a friend you can talk about anything with and it wont be awkward.
  • Realizing you borrowed the pen you're sticking in your mouth.
  • We live in California we don't wear shoes.
  • I hate getting texts that say "k."
  • Accidently missing a spot when you shave.
  • My First Or Last Name Will Constantly Be Spelled Or Pronounced Wrong.
  • I do random things when i talk on the phone like pace, spin in circles, etc.
  • My governor is also the Terminator....How about you?
  • I hate people who walk really slow infront of you and can't get past them.
  • My English Teacher finds more deep meaning in a book than the author
  • OK I Swear I Just Heard Someone Say My Name
  • Bonfires
  • When I was your age, we had 9 planets
  • Yelling at inanimate objects
  • English Accents
  • Saying "I'm Tired" When Your Actually Sad
  • the 'i need a hug' mood
  • I hate when dentists start talking to you after they tell you to open up.
  • I have no idea what you just said so i'm going to smile and say "yeah."
  • I was waiting for a reply and then realized I never even sent the last text.
  • Saying "Or Not" When People Do the Complete Opposite of What You Just Said.
  • Guys, trust us, we dont think its annoying when you text us 24-7 (if i enjoy talking to you....)
  • I've Never Actually Heard a Baby Say "GooGoo GaaGaa"
  • Assigned seats? Really? This is high school..
  • Losing Something You Just Had And Getting Really Frustrated
  • Oh sorry you've got a bf/gf now, i forgot i no longer exist to you.
  • NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR FAT, PULL DOWN YOUR SHIRT SWEETIE.
  • Why does "6 Flags" use an old man to attract children to a theme park?
  • Writing in random answers because the homework is checked by completion
  • You caught me staring at you, but I caught you staring back.
  • reaching the point where harmless procrastination meets "oh god im screwed."
  • Staring at people to make them feel uncomfortable or awkward, just for fun.
  • When I Die, Someone Should Keep Updating My Status To Freak Out People (Kait)
  • Sometimes I get the urge to just lay on my floor
  • Of Course I Flinched! You Almost Punched Me In The Face!!!
  • I survived the 2010 LA/OC Tornado.
  • southern california; the only place where kids get excited for tornadoes.
  • Hi, I'm a boy, I lie about my feelings all the time and ruin your life :).
  • Counting how many hours of sleep I will get right before I go to bed
  • F.I.N.A.L.S.= F*CK IM NOT ASIAN LIFE SUCKS.
  • Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care.
  • Saying "No one cares" right in the middle of someone speaking.
  • Sweetie, don't flatter yourself: he's desperate & you're easy.
  • I love waking up to see i have more time to sleep.
  • I Use My Cell Phone To See In The Dark
  • I love those moments where you just smile and think, "i love life."
  • There would be less drunk driving in the world if taco bell delivered.
  • I CRINGE WHEN I THINK OF MY AWKWARD PAST
  • It's amazing how much things can change in just one year.
  • you know your lazy when you call someone in the same house.
  • I met you. I liked you. I got to know you. Your such a dick.
  • Your my bestfriend because i wouldnt dare to be this weird with anyone else.
  • talk to you all night, die from lack of sleep next day..worth every minute
  • Not wanting to get out of a warm bed in the morning
  • WHAT THE HECK?!?! I SHOT THAT GUY LIKE 50 TIMES AND HE DIDN'T DIE!!!?!
  • Right When I'm About To Win, I Die/Crash.
  • When a girl says "It's fine" it actually means YOURE FUUUUUCCCKKKKEDDDD
  • Sometimes you forgive people simply because you still want them in ur life
  • I've lived in 3 decades, 2 centuries & 2 milleniums & I'm not even 20 yet!
  • If I could punch you without getting in trouble, beleive me, i would
  • I don't know what to talk about, but i wanna talk to you.
  • My room is not messy; it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.
  • Yeah, ok, yes, yeah, yeah, ok, yes, ok, i know, ok, yes, BYE MOM.
  • You know you are from California if...
  • WHEN I READ CAPITALS, THERE IS A SHOUTING VOICE IN MY HEAD
  • Six Degrees Of Separation
  • Giving your best friend a look and they know exactly what you are thinking.
  • I want to re-live that night...
  • Girls shorter than 5'5"
  • Getting a mini heart attack when someone texts you "I have a question..."
  • No. I dont get high or drunk. I can just deal with my problems.
  • i wish i could see you more often ♥ :(
  • you're cooler than the flip side of a pillow
  • Dwight Howard
  • its hard gettin used to not talkin to some1 when u talked to them everyday.
  • I still want to be your friend after High School.
  • Did u read? "NO," How about u? "NO." "Please clear ur desks." WE'RE SCREWED.
  • You have no idea how much I love talking to you.
  • Nerdy Pickup Lines
  • I hate going to bed mad or upset with someone I truly care about.
  • the second i see you, im happy. :)
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