• Bad grammar.
• Feeling the need to curse in every conversation.
• Man whores.
• Gross teeth
• Double chins
• Clothes that clearly don't fit--extremely baggy, extremely tight--ew.
• No sense of humor
• Loud,closed-minded, rightous, arguers
• Partiers
• Lack of mystery
• Selfish, poor me types

Automatic Wins

• Musician
• Long hair
• Jaws
• Ability to surf
• Passionate
• Witty sense of humor
• Wise/Knowledgable
• Responsible
• Confidence
• Masculine hands