• I will actually say aloud to a customer "I love you"
  • In a fit of forgetfulness, I'll put my phone in the oven
  • Toast a cinnamon roll via the toaster not the oven
  • An unwanted hand caress from a customer
  • My tooth will pop out into the pine nuts and get lost.
  • I will bake a ring into something.
sep 3 2018 ∞
mar 4 2019 +