• It depends, does your breath smell like chimichangas? thank you scrubs
  • A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.
  • I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a prick.
  • I will slit your knee caps and ship you to Antarctica.
  • Please fly into the sun now.
  • Most of the time I want to staple things to her head. thank you Bridget Jones
  • Capt Haddock: You..fancy-dress freebooter/abominable snowman/pickled herring/sea-gherkin...
  • You grackle. thank you Brooklyn Nine Nine
  • Jello-bellied hellhound. thank you, Wodehouse
  • "He did not mention that he was a lineal descendant of Balaam's ass; but every body knew that without his telling it." thank you, Twain
  • "They smelled of apples, of apples that have rotted at the core." thank you, Edna Ferber
  • "Their foreheads were prominent and meaningless." thank you once again, Edna Ferber
  • "She's worth more than the whole caboodle of you put together. And you you can all go to hell!" you are killing it Edna Ferber
  • "Who is that spider-legged gorilla yonder with the sanctimonious countenance?" oh, Twain
jul 25 2014 ∞
feb 19 2018 +
user picture Shelby: I like the line from the parent trap: "That girl is without a doubt the most awful creature that ever walked the planet!!!" :) oct 12 2015