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Combine:
• 18 years of a sheltered upbringing
• 15 years of depression and nigh-unshakeable opinions
• ∞ cups of water
• A dash of stupidity
• 31 cups of possible immaturity
• Heaps of goddamned boredom into a viciously deep cycle of neuroticism, misanthropy, and suicidal ideation

And you churn out the sad excuse of a human who calls himself Mar.

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In no specific order:

  • Successfully create and operate my publishing company, Candelabræm Books
  • Physically hold a hardcover copy of each of my books
  • Break the expectations and pigeonholing within the publishing world
  • Speak and write my favorite five languages fluently
  • Punch a bigot, racist, molester, and/or Trump supporter in the face at least once
    • Bonus points: punch a Nazi
  • Lose 100 lbs.
  • Transition to my true identity and self
nov 9 2020 ∞
feb 18 2024 +