• Live in Brazil
  • Go Back to Argentina
  • Backpack South America
  • Mexico City
  • Woof Hawaii
  • Go to Ireland-visit my cousin
  • Go to England
  • Mardi Gras
  • La Pedrera
  • Go to Columbia
  • Surfing
  • Costa Rica
  • Learn to skateboard
  • Swimming with dolphins
  • Party in Ibiza
  • Couple of Week Long Fishing Trip
  • Vegas
  • Austin,Texas
  • Roadtrip through the South
  • Route 66 Roadtrip
  • Drive to Montreal
oct 2 2011 ∞
oct 2 2011 +
  • never ever wear my stupid free, "democracy is not a spectator sport" in public in bricktown ever again. (however, if i forget this mental note i must remember to at least bring up riots in Egypt, Tunisia, or the economic meltdown to satisfy the prober of my shirt wearing)
feb 3 2011 ∞
feb 3 2011 +
  • 
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (1968)
DIRECTED BY: Sergio Leone 
STARRING: Clint Eastwood, Eli Wallach, Lee Van Cleef 

  • 12 Angry Men (1957)
DIRECTED BY: Sidney Lumet
STARRING: Henry Fonda, Lee J. Cobb, E. G. Marshall 

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
DIRECTED BY: Stanley Kubrick 
STARRING: Keir Dullea, Gary Lockwood, William Sylvester
  • 8 ½ (1963)
DIRECTED BY: Federico Fellini 
STARRING: Marcello Mastroianni, Anouk Aimee
  • Alien (1979)
DIRECTED BY: Ridley Scott
STARRING: Tom Skerritt, Sigourney Weaver, Veronica Cartwright 

  • All About Eve (1950)
DIRECTED BY: Joseph L. Mankiewicz
 STARRING: Bette Davis, Anne Baxter, George Sanders

  • Apocalypse Now (1979)
DIRECTED BY: Francis Ford Coppola
STARRING: Marlon Brand...
dec 15 2010 ∞
feb 3 2011 +
  • pins-all pins whether it is a pin worn on your boho over the shoulder bag, a pin on your jean vest, one on your fucking retarded Hurly visor beanie combo thing, I just generally disapprove of pins--even if the pin didnt have something completely moronic on it like a band name or an environmental cause, the mere usage of a pin in general will just show your own ignorance of the world.
  • rabbit tails worn as hipster accessory
  • hoops-not just earrings, but also basketball
  • every single choice of lighting that NYU has chosen to put in Bobst
  • asians traveling in packs of over 5 in and around the library
  • wristlets
  • that indian girl in bens film crew
  • gay guys telling extremely unattractive girls that they "look beautiful today!"-th...
dec 5 2010 ∞
dec 5 2010 +
  • Urban Dictionary
  • TV guides
  • Variety.com
  • listography
  • sadly-lookbook
  • even worse-internships.com
  • for some odd reason-Stuff White People Like
  • Irving Goffman
  • Movie Business Book
nov 20 2010 ∞
nov 20 2010 +
  • Do you want to get married in the next five years?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight?
  • What is your idea of love?
  • If you were granted three wishes what would they be?
  • If suppose there was an extra hour in the day…how would you spend it?
  • If you won a lottery, how would you spend your millions?
  • Given a choice, if not an human being, which animal would you be?
  • What is your name?
  • How old are you?
  • What do you do for work?
  • Where are you from?
  • Tell me one thing about yourself that you would like me to know?
  • Describe yourself in five words.
  • Which was the last relationship you had? Why did it end?
nov 18 2010 ∞
nov 18 2010 +
  • for some reason i want to be a fairly successful talent agent more than most anything i want for myself
  • this has to do with my extreme desire for power and my even stronger desire for respect
  • i really do want to help other people get what they want especially if they have the talent to do so since i am so sympathetic to the american dream
  • i want to be moderately successful, enough so that I can support the lifestyle that i have unfortunately become accustomed to or more- simply able to spend 100$ at h&m wihtout feeling like i have a spending problem
  • i think i want to get married- simply because straying from the american conveyor belt will make me feel estranged
  • i also want to have a big successful wedding which supports an innumberable amount...
nov 11 2010 ∞
nov 18 2010 +
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  • Hey there beautiful? How are you? My name is Ari by the way. Did you have a good day?
  • are you a real girl? is this kansas? I think not, but I try nonetheless. let me see your gentle keystrokes sometime.
  • hey whats up? I thought i just say hi. If you want feel free to email me back. Talk to you soon

Jay

  • Any lady at a card table is a good woman ... now let's get the rest of that profile filled out
  • What is your favorite comedian? I'm just curious. (this was completely out of the blue with no context)
  • (subject:Wink)"Hi, How are you?"
  • (subject:you're)"really sexy"
  • (subject:chastity belt) "Yeah, the government will always find a way to fuck you w...
nov 10 2010 ∞
nov 18 2010 +

Well here I am once again, another bridesmaid for another friend but this poem is not about me or my insecurity, it's about, my best friend and the lucky bitch's new husband. I met her back in high school and just like now, she just wasn't that cool And yet somehow, everyday i let her hang out with me anyway. But this isn't about Dana's lack of cool, its about the love these two Dana and Will, and how they met at NYU That's the place where they got their start, since then they are rarely apart, It seems as if it was destiny. Tommorow will the the day they wed, but a tear is something I won't shed Instead i'll be the one that's all sweaty, churches make me nervous i guess

Well Dana said she'd never fold , she wouldn't get married till she was old Her limit was the age of 30, well your only 28 and look what you did, you lied to me you piece of shit, you made me the last one ...

nov 8 2010 ∞
nov 8 2010 +
  • southern gothic
  • chromosomes
  • sunday mornings
  • hurricanes
  • finding random how-to books pertaining to lofty goals that I may have perpetually procrastinated
nov 8 2010 ∞
nov 8 2010 +
  • foods i like
  • pickup lines/interesting harassment tactics that have been directed towards me
  • number of people that have hit on me that dont belong to the dominant race
  • list and decription of people i have had sexual encounters with

-(remember to remember alex kay)

  • funny things said on okcupid
nov 8 2010 ∞
dec 26 2010 +
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  • New plant in the room
nov 8 2010 ∞
nov 8 2010 +
  • saying the phrase !Que Linda!
  • kitten heels
  • robbing Americans
  • kissing with ALOT of tongue
  • being hot
  • croissants
  • food made of eggs, potatoes, and other ambiguous spices and meats
  • raping innocent foreigners
  • me(at least the males)
  • dancing but not grinding(the men all dance quite seriously even the straightest ones out there)
  • tight shirts
  • American music with a psuedo latin feel (ex. 'Baby I Like It'- Enrique Iglesiias, Sean Paul songs, every Shakira song ever made)
  • business in the front, party in the back euro mullets
  • sitting in cafes for more than an hour
feb 10 2011 ∞
feb 27 2011 +
  • Easy A
  • Despicable Me
  • Black Swan
  • The King's Speech
  • 127 Hours
  • The Tourist
  • Burlesque
  • Love and Other Drugs
  • Due Date
  • Megamind
  • The Social Network
  • For Colored Girls
  • The Town
  • The Secretariat
  • Wall Street
  • The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
  • Lebabnon
dec 15 2010 ∞
dec 28 2010 +
  • Protein (spells it protien)
  • Braid (spelled bread)
  • Diary (spelled dairy)
  • Receipt (spelled receit)
  • Deprecation (spelled deprevation)
  • Q-Tip (spelled cue tip)
  • Saidah(spelled Syedah)
dec 12 2010 ∞
feb 27 2011 +

I wanted to make this list grey to symbolize the grey times that have ensued with my past sexual history ... and it starts...

  • My Virginity:Carlo-had sex with in closet, and then on hallway floor of Hayden dorm room while guy i was hooking up with( his roommate, Karim), was sleeping
  • The Next Victim:Italian wine dealer met at gay club Rush(he was straight and was just dealing wine to this particular club) who barely spoke english- went home with him because I needed to charge my iPhone(yay technology and fertility working together) had sex with him in his office on a conference table(his office being a large beautiful winery with a giant conference table in the middle)until my iPhone was charged when i then proceded to leave
  • Rah-little black man with the smallest penis I have ever seen(incredibly ironic)we...
nov 20 2010 ∞
may 28 2011 +
  • Willy Monfret
  • Russell Brand
  • Boyder
  • Johhny Knoxville
  • Justin Bobby
  • Johnny Depp
  • Travis McCoy
  • Max Bemis
  • Steve-O
  • Ian Somerhalder
  • Diego Luna
  • Chuck Bass
  • that guy in Glee-with a fohawk
nov 17 2010 ∞
nov 18 2010 +

I think some people confuse knowing a seemingly endless number of ways to refer to the same thing with true intelligence. An idiot who buys himself a thesaurus isn't going to sound smart if there is still no substance behind the words. Words are a tool for communicating, and to purposely use words that make it difficult to be understood is simply counter productive, unless you consider all manner of speech to be merely an exercise to make yourself feel superior. I have had the privilege to find this fascinating culture of speaking superfluously here often used at NYU and have decided to record some of the more ridiculous abuses of the thesaurus.

  • superfluous(aware of my own hypocrisy)
  • the socioeconomic situation(generally mentioned even when it is completely unrelated)
  • "aesthetics"
nov 11 2010 ∞
nov 11 2010 +
  • he looks cute with his hair right now
  • i like those curls in front of his face a little but not in a jonas brother way
  • he dislikes it and i enjoy when he dislikes things
  • i don't understand why your mom cares if your hair is long or not
  • he will look like an awkward bro if he cuts his hair short in a starving settler esk manner
  • it has absolutely nothing to do with my obsession with 14yr old skater boys
  • i want to braid his hair
  • i want to braid my hair into his hair in an avatar-like magical manner
  • i like running my hands through his hair
  • he looks adorable in a non jonas brother way
nov 8 2010 ∞
nov 8 2010 +
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  • dont touch my breast
  • moss
  • earrings
  • dinnerbreath
  • watch
  • grandma Eileen
  • Katie's a teenager
  • i voted for Barack Obama
  • I'm UpSET
  • Katie, poop
  • Danny, poop
  • Say hi to lamby
  • Uncle Ray, hi uncle ray
  • im picking my nose
  • do you have to go to the bathroom
  • my car accident was funny
  • katie, are you tired?
  • eat food with worms
  • katie, what's your middle name? Adele.
  • take pictures of lamby
  • can i see the pictures, lamby.
nov 8 2010 ∞
dec 28 2010 +
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  • he might look at mine
  • he does not consider me somebody who knows things ( this is the number one reason and the reason for this list entirely)
  • he thinks the cunt goddess knows things
  • he wants to cut his hair but i like the jonas brothers
  • he will most likely express his obsession with
    • his hair
    • his astronaut costume
    • his bike
    • his oatmeal sweater
    • decorating his room
    • biology
    • that asian that prostituted him once
    • "i just feel like..."
    • "i mean, its whatever"
    • Being from alabama
    • his sister
nov 8 2010 ∞
nov 10 2010 +
  • Bomberos
  • Diego1 (de alamo)
  • Diego2(de asiadcuba)
  • Doodypoop
  • Fede-hotkika
  • Juan1
  • Juan2 bday sex
  • Matias-hotgages
  • Random Man Kika
  • Rodrigo-Kika
  • US Consolate
  • an email address?
  • so mad i deleted all other random people from my contacts mid semester there were so many more federicos and like at least 3 pablos and some other chicks who i dont remember and lost touch with
jun 2 2011 ∞
jun 2 2011 +
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  • katie:"SHIT ON MY FACE!!!!!"
  • katie:"PUSSY"
  • john:"poop"
  • katie"UNICORN EXCRETIONS;I WANT TO POOP ON YOUR CHEST"
  • john:"ciber sex with unicorns"
  • katie:"JARED LETO JUST CAME INSIDE OF MY EAR"
  • john: "bitch you gonna need a cue tip"
  • katie:"INNER VAGINA FLAPS"
  • john: "meat packing district"
  • katie:"i actually wanted to concentrate on the inner vagina flaps"
dec 26 2010 ∞
dec 27 2010 +
  • Anton Chekhov "greatest short story writer of all time" "something about chekhovs gun"
  • Robert McKee great screen play teacher -"thinks casablanca is the greatest script of all time"
  • David Mammot "State of Maine" writer of the testosterone injected coarse voice of the american man
  • George Saunders satirizes american consumerism and culture but he does it witha lot of pathos he's great short story writer
  • you can find who owns the rights to certain works on imdbPro
  • Christopher Hitchens- WHy Women Aren't Funny
  • Places to Find Cast Members/ casting websites:

-breakdown -mandy.com -imdbpro -craigslist -backstage nycastings

dec 15 2010 ∞
dec 15 2010 +
  • Why are there so many ugly people here?
  • How in god's name have so many fucking asians procreated so that it is now absolutely impossible to tell the difference between any of them?
  • Why do the asians meticulously inspect the fruit that they pick up for a good five minutes before deciding exactly which plum to buy?
  • What did each of these ex-cons that are now employed by NYU Dining do to get into jail?
  • My guesses: The Old Crazy Hairy White Dude:Definitely raped a small boy, or kidnapped someone.
  • The Black Guy Who Is Scarred and Always Shaking: Previous True Gangsta who has definitely dabbled in the crips
  • Other Black Guy: Some petty crime shit like trying to steal a DVD player-he's still young and doesn't look like a true moth...
nov 23 2010 ∞
nov 23 2010 +
  • WEARING RUNNING SNEAKERS WITH JEANS.
  • wearing anything with a peace sign, the word love, hope, or peace on it
  • if they are over the age of 12 and are still wearing any sort of charm bracelet
  • things with "cute" characters on it(aka paul frank, hello kitty,frogs, any other claires esk animal characters)
  • if anything that comes from the SKECHERS company is found on their body
  • wearing turtle necks, especially when worn with leather jackets that are not fitted or fashionable, but simply a collared leather jacket with a straight body over the tutleneck-this was only acceptable on the members of N'SYNC during the early to mid nineties.
  • Writing on jeans
  • Patches on jeans
  • Bedjeweled jeans
  • Keychains of stuffed animal characters li...
nov 20 2010 ∞
nov 30 2010 +
  • She is "african"
  • her parents are from "AFFRICAA"(she was born and raised in Queens)
  • she does not know how to portray any sort of individuality besides her african hertiage
  • that is also the reason why she wears an african headdress and does all of her presentations on african culture, music, or the unfairness of the world
  • she wants to work in the UN- again because she is africaan
  • she is a strong, independent, wise, and did i mention AFRICAAN, WOMAN??
  • just after i saved this list she just mentioned genital mutilation in africa and how we all need to do something about it in an even stronger than usual fake african accent- Case in point
nov 11 2010 ∞
nov 11 2010 +

Starting 11/9/10

  • homeless man outside of stern screams at top of his lungs, "YOU FINE!!!"
  • "god bless you and god bless your sexiness"
  • "you look real pretty today miss"- strange man on subway
  • foxy latina , estoy mirando a ti. my response: uhh, kay?
nov 10 2010 ∞
nov 20 2010 +
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  • Sunday Morning
  • Cooler Than Me
  • The Way You Are
  • Taylor Swift
  • Don't Stop Believing
nov 8 2010 ∞
nov 8 2010 +
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  • my first kiss with Paul Allegra in maxes gazebo
  • when max stuck his penis in my face in mexico
  • when allison almost put her mouth on my vagina and i cried
  • when that homeless man put his finger up my butt
  • when that man was dry humping me on the subway
  • when that fat mexican stripper in nothing but a thong and many rolls raped my breasts with her mouth in mexico
  • scary dreaded gothic pierced woman at say anything concert puts her arm violently around me and then attempts to choke/ suffocate me with her studded hands
nov 8 2010 ∞
nov 10 2010 +
  • autisim
  • baby
  • clitoros
  • cum inside of me
  • dick
  • dingle
  • dingleberry
  • dont give a SHIT
  • dont look at me
  • dont talk to me
  • dont touch me
  • dont touch my breast
  • flaps
  • fucking in front of anything
  • gay
  • get away from me
  • get off ma lawn nigras
  • good lord
  • gooks
  • group vote
  • homosexual
nov 8 2010 ∞
nov 8 2010 +