• when i came back from the dentist and my mansion was infested with tarantulas
  • the time i saved my neighbor from the dementors with the help of my flying mattress. i also woke up in that dream into another dream
  • i beat superman in a swimming contest
  • my friends tried to kill me at an indoor water park
  • i could fly, but i was basically doing the butterfly in the air. i was trying to escape my friends, who now had tarantulas to throw
  • some kid came over and accidentally lost his finger in my room
  • i was trapped in a pool in a secluded forest...with my preschool friends
  • some guy broke in and started removing his face. he ended up removing like a total of five various faces
  • sorry to waste your time
sep 9 2014 ∞
sep 30 2014 +