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  • "I love sleep. I would love to hybernate. If I was a bear, I would be a very happy bear."
  • "This saturday I'm gonna findout if he's the one. If I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with him."
  • "I'm a tweeter, not a twitcher."
  • "I'm gonna go get some hot chocolate." "Oh can I go?" "No! It's something I have to do alone."
  • "Yeah his name is Tony. He went to my youth group." "Your crew?! What?!"
  • "You have a better chance of seeing pigs fly than seeing me get tan."
  • "Apshshshsh!!!"
  • "Let's rock this beach!"
  • "I do other things in bed than sleep, Chelsey!"
  • "Let's do this shit!"
  • "We need a game room." "Did you just say we need a gay room? What does that even mean?"
  • "I definitely thought you asked me if I went to a Hannah Montana concert this weekend. Like why would I go to one?"
  • "I'm not gonna be home when I get home."
  • "Yeah, but I've been in love with Jenn for FIVE years."
  • "I almost punched myself in the head and died, it hurt so bad."
  • "She likes a kid name Bobby from like, New England Rent A Tent." "Did you just say his name is Bobby Newenglandrentatent?"
  • "If he's lucky!"
  • "You know what Chelsey? Sometimes I just want to punch you in the face!"
  • "I wouldn't be surprised if I walked into the auditorium and saw a giant freshman sex party."
dec 20 2009 ∞
apr 11 2011 +