HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

• “she’s never seen star wars? ted, the only people in the universe who haven’t seen star wars are the characters in star wars. and that’s ‘cause they lived them, ted! that’s cause they lived star wars.”

EUPHORIA

• “if i ever wanted to be with you all i would have to do is close my eyes and we’d be together. memories exist outside of time, they have no beginning or end. as long as i live, you’ll be with me forever. i miss you till i close my eyes.”

MOON KNIGHT

• “looking pretty rough, man. i don't know if you can hear me. from the moment you arrived, way back then, we were so young. you saved me. i survived because i knew i wasn't alone. you were always there, alive, full of hope. and i tried to protect that, and i failed. i couldn't protect you. but you didn't abandon me. you didn't abandon me. and although that field back there was looking... it was looking pretty good... there's no way in hell i'm gonna abandon you. you are the only real superpower... i ever had.”
  • “then rise. rise and live again. as my fist of vengeance. as my moon knight.”

CRIMINAL MINDS

• “you weren't even born.” “i read a lot.”
  • “captain america here shot number five.”
    • “what could you possibly learn that you don't already know.”
• “this is what happens when i trust someone, it gets thrown back into my face.”
  • “this is calm and it's doctor.”
    • “well, reid got propositioned by every prostitute we talked to.”
• “pretty soon i won't even remember you're my son anymore. i won't remember loving you.” “love isn't a memory. it's so much more than that. [...] you used to tell me that sometimes you got confused, but you never... you never stopped loving me. because that type of love is biggger than a disease of the brain. you used to say, love is a... love is a world of its own that lives in the heart, not in the head.”
  • “6 minutes.” “excuse me?” “um, it was something i used to say to my mom to try to get her to quit smoking. a cigarette takes 6 minutes off your life. so every time she'd light one, i'd say, ‘it's 6 minutes less that i get to spend with you.’”
    • “mom? can i ask you some questions about dad? i'm having... um, having trouble remembering.” “what do you want to know?” “did he like to be around children?” “children? well, yes. if it were up to him, you'd have a house full of brothers and sisters.” “so, you didn't want more kids?” “why mess with perfection?”
• “i was wrong about everything, i'm sorry.”
  • “if anything happens to us, it's up to you and garcia to make sure this boy gets into yale.” “yale. yale? do you want to go to yale, henry? that was your godfather's safety school. don't worry, i can get you into cal-tech with one phone call.”
    • “where'd you find this kid?” “he was left in a basket on the steps of the fbi.”
• “your degree in philosophy surprises me, dr. reid. it doesn't fit with mathematics and engineering.” “i kind of like it because there's no right or wrong answers.”
  • “behold. everyone has a new tablet.” “we’ve gone paperless?” “fear not, doctor of the dark ages.”
    • “in medieval times, it would just be another monday.”